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PostSubject: Huff Ass Dan; The Greatest Story Ever Told   Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:26 pm

And so, on the very same day as His Royal Huffness, Huff Ass Dan, sware his oath upon the Huff Ass Kingdom to defeat the treacherous uncle poisoning the ear of the Fire Nation and spreading tyranny by the voice of his throat, Daniel took it upon himself to check the Town Map and begin his quest that which had already begun.

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PostSubject: Re: Huff Ass Dan; The Greatest Story Ever Told   Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:38 am

Hand of Fate; The Phantom's Corner
Published by Kairo Kaizoku Tymon
Page Liked · May 9, 2016 ·

'Dungeon Master'

Huff Ass Dan on his Huff Ass Adventure took to the beginning of his journey by starting out... poorly. Things were already alight in the Huff Ass Kingdom and, unfortunately for him, he did actually neglect to put out the fires.


Because of this terrible situation, not only was this Artificial World that was the Huff Ass Kingdom completely obliterated, the flames were beginning to spread outward unto the rest of the land where all of the other natural elements of the realm were being destroyed because of the destruction of the world. It sprouted up first as a magnanimous force bursting from the earth as a violent malevolence that used literally every form of construct as its fodder and means of spreading its own presence and energy through them in order to swallow up the earth and make itself the ruler of this world with all afflicted as its children and pieces. From each corner of the land where the fires began, large tendrils like those of spider's legs, serpent's heads and octopus tentacles sprouted out and swept across the world as pillars of fire that each slammed down unto the different sectors of this plane to devour any and all life that did so live there and thrive there for food in order to establish dominance and exert its superiority over Huff Ass Dan.


"Hahahahahahahahaaahaha," the fire raged with delight, "I WIN!" When it said 'I Win,' everyone that was already consumed by the fire would immediately become enflamed further because of the disastrous guffawing of this haughty blaze that swept over the nation and mocked them for its ability to destroy them. Yet, because they could not destroy the fire and the being of the fire, they instead sought out Huff Ass Dan, who, in his ignorance, came home to the Fire Nation's destructive malevolence. Their only intention was to abuse and destroy him because he came back too late and also neglected to put out any fires or do anything of any real importance before setting out on his journey outside of the city... not doing anything at all.


The vicious vehemence that was the Insanity of Olde would scour every square inch of the Huff Ass Kingdom in order to swallow it up and replace it with a place that was something like Hell connected at the several extensions from the central point that the fire began in order to sustain the world by its burning pillars of Insanity. With Huff Ass Dan as the solitary existence that was not swept away, he would be immediately surrounded in a world that was completely unanimously universally controlled by only his enemy that destroyed his homeland and made it into its own type of home world.

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Whilst watching the Reality Hell flash before his eyes, Huff Ass Dan would be exposed to every image of every being's own personal Hells and how they broke out in order to fight God, thus becoming Super Devils wherein which God had to be Super God to create Super Hells for them in the first place, of which the Super Omega Hell was made to isolate them if they did not learn that they should stop seeking to fight God before they become Super Devils or Super Omega Devils. Likewise, because the Super Omega Hell was only just another Hell that was created by God, there was a Super Omega God that was only powering up the Super Omega Hell to trap the Super Devils just as they became Super Omega Devils that sought to fight the Super Omega God the instant that they found out that they could become Super Omega Devils at all using the power of the first Super Omega Devil that was created specifically because it was fighting something before it had offspring that were made in its image through pure, blatant, sheer antagonism alone.


It was laughable to call thus 'Huff Ass Dan' a hero at all, since he clearly, definitely had no sort of capability to deal with these magniloquently magnanimous matters... and yet, still he press on, just as the Devil, the Super Devil and the Super Omega Devil had done before -- which is why there is a Hell, Super Hell and Super Omega Hell for every single Man that thought he should walk the path of the Demon in order to become the Devil so that he could oppose God. After witnessing these events all flash before his eyes as only an image -- a prophecy -- through a movie, even, the Insanity itself that was serving as the God, Super God and Super Omega God that descended down in and watched over Hell, Super Hell and Super Omega Hell would send a fragment of itself into the Reality Hell that Huff Ass Dan was trapped in the very instant the Huff Ass Kingdom was destroyed by the Insanity, itself, for Huff Ass Dan's profane negligence of his people and his homeland, which was why he was being punished so.

His Huff Ass Wife was presented before him as one who was being used as bait to lure Huff Ass Dan through Hell into Super Hell so that he could see that she was part of the entire plan and process to turn her into the very Goddess that would both guide him and save him from Hell, Super Hell and Super Omega Hell by turning him into a Man when he tried to become the Super Omega Devil of the Super Omega Hell that Super Omega God created for him in order to trap him and prevent him from even being the Super Omega Devil in the first place the instant he saw the power of Super Omega God and sought to oppose it only just as the Super Devil of the very Super Hell that he was presently trapped in before the Super Omega Hell was completed -- as was foreseen in the vision given to Huff Ass Dan right before his eyes as he traversed the Helelalchrum -- Super Hell.


"Laughable," the fires undulated, its emanations being only a hallucinogen that gave Huff Ass Dan these visions before he even began his journey ONLY so that he would know what sort of Hell he was getting himself into by even attempting to take on this sort of journey at all, "Purely LAUGHABLE!!!" the Insanity cried, literally laughing at him. "To Think That You Are ACTUALLY Pursuing... !!" The Insanity could literally not believe it -- and yet, all of this was already clearly done before, since there was a Man, Demon, Devil, Super Devil and Super Omega Devil that had already attempted to fight before and ended up trapping themselves on Earth, in Hell, Super Hell and Super Omega Hell already before. "FOO!! DO YOU KNOW?!?!?" At that very moment, the Super Omega God of this world would recreate for Huff Ass Dan the very same Super Omega Devil that he was attempting to prevent him from becoming and having him face that Super Omega Devil only so that he could learn how he became the Super Omega Devil in the first place by being a Super Devil in just the same fashion as Huff Ass Dan was doing by being the Super Devil unto the Super Omega God in the first place. That being -- the Super Omega Devil -- would be pit against Huff Ass Dan whilst Super Omega God was storing up enough energy from Super Omega Hell through the various Super Hells and Hells of each Reality Hell and Helelalchrum that were littered throughout the dimensions in all their variety as seeds populating the all, something like the very stars in the sky all throughout space and time.

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"I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The voice of Sin spake out from the Insanity as each of the transcendent beings -- the Alpha Super Omega Devil, the Super Omega Devil, the Super Devil and the Devil -- all the way down to its lowest forms as the Man that became the Demon which decided to oppose God at all in order to fight the Devil that was opposing him as the Super Devil only to illustrate to Huff Ass Dan that there was a reason for the Super Devil to exist and how Man could fall into Demonhood via Demonization by another being that antagonized him into the state of becoming the Devil that fought against the Super Devil, and eventually that Super Devil fighting against God to prevent this Man from doing what was Good on the planet Earth in the first place -- which was why there was the Devil and a Super Devil in the first place that became a Super Omega Devil that could be used to recount the history of Man walking the path of the Demon and eventually becoming the Devil. Huff Ass Dan would have to look his counterpart in the face as a Man that was possessed by Power itself as well as SIN and Insanity by Destruction only so that he could recognize that it was the very spitting image of what Huff Ass Dan would become if he so chose to demonize himself by walking the path of the Demon in order to defeat the Alpha Super Omega Devil instead of walking the path of the Angel in order to defeat the Super Omega Devil that was here only to proclaim to him the very gospel that was its own history of becoming the Super Omega Devil attempting to fight both God as the Super Omega God and the Devil as the Super Omega Devil, plus the Alpha Super Omega Devil only to claim the crown of the Alpha so that he, alone, could be the new one and only Alpha Super Omega Devil that would eventually inevitably have to both face and be destroyed by the one true Alpha Super Omega God that was giving power to the very same Super Omega God that was powering up the Super Omega Hell to illustrate to him what the battle between the Alpha Super Omega God and Alpha Super Omega Devil was like, and why it both became that way and was like that, even though it originated at the Manhood of Man and on the Earth, initially.


Immediately, The Huff Ass Kingdom was hurled into Alpha Super Omega Hell by the Alpha Super Omega Devil -- The Insanity Of 'Sin' -- in order to capture Huff Ass Dan inside of Super Omega Hell by transforming all of the Huff Ass Kingdom into Super Omega Hell by the fires of the Insanity that obliterated The Lost World -- Super Hell -- when it was condemned to Hell by the Insanity of God (Himself) so that a Man that was observing the events when a Man was changed into Super Omega God by the Alpha Super Omega God {YHWH} in order for the Super Omega Devil to come back to fight the Super Devil of Super Hell and realize that the very same Super Omega God that was created from the Wrath {Insanity} of Alpha Super Omega God could both capture and isolate the Super Devil of his own Super Hell that he created himself before he transformed into another Super Omega Devil like the one which was sent to face both he and the Alpha Super Omega Devil in the first place, plus the Man that turned into the Devil to fight the first Super Devil which was created by the Man who was observing the events of a different Man that became a Demon in order to become the Devil so that he became the Super Devil of his own Super Hell which was already trapped by the Super God of the time (Khrona Tensei) who was in the process of becoming the Super Omega God in the first place by destroying the Super Hell of the Super Devil Incarnate, 'Hellgate' -- now known as 'Reality Hell; The Lost World'.

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And Lo';

"Just As It Was When I Destroyed The Lost World With Mine Insanity The First Time, I Will Send A Crystal Spider {Octogod} That Will Gather The Goddess Of That World And Transform Her Into The Goddess Of That Realm Which Will Both Neutralize And Disarm The Super Devil After It Attempts To Become The Super Omega Devil Using The Power It Has Acquired From Both The Original Super Omega Devil And The Alpha Super Omega Devil So That The Original Alpha Super Omega Devil Can Be Respawned In Creation For The Conquest Of The New 'Alpha Super Omega God' Via His 'Super Omega God' -- Khrona Tensei, And His Insanity; The Wrath Of The Alpha Super Omega God. Aleph."

Thus, the Helelalchrum was established in the stead of the Huff Ass Kingdom, and Huff Ass Dan was the first subject and target of experimentation and destruction that would roam throughout the land whilst the Insanity spread, used him and destroyed him, just as it had done to the similar realm -- 'Reality Hell' -- before, on the Lost World.
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PostSubject: Re: Huff Ass Dan; The Greatest Story Ever Told   Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:15 pm

And so, futile, stupid little Huff Ass Dan saw right before his eyes his very home burnt down in the fires of the Insanity. Smoldering people who were only hatred for his blunder began to antagonize him after rushing from their burning homes which could not ever be restored. They hated Huff Ass Dan with all their hearts and in their hatred, they became both demons and pawns of the Insanity, itself.

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When it said 'I Win,' everyone that was already consumed by the fire would immediately become enflamed further because of the disastrous guffawing of this haughty blaze that swept over the nation and mocked them for its ability to destroy them. Yet, because they could not destroy the fire and the being of the fire, they instead sought out Huff Ass Dan, who, in his ignorance, came home to the Fire Nation's destructive malevolence. Their only intention was to abuse and destroy him because he came back too late and also neglected to put out any fires or do anything of any real importance before setting out on his journey outside of the city... not doing anything at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Huff Ass Dan; The Greatest Story Ever Told   Fri Nov 02, 2018 6:54 pm

The true Fire Nation of the Insanity now stood right before Huff Ass Dan as all the Huff Ass Kingdom, each with their own disposition about what happened about the burning flames of destruction. Still, there was no sign of his Huff Ass Wife.

"DASTARD!!!" He cried out, having seen the Devil in all his forms, "YOU SHAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!" Huff Ass Dan may have had his entire existence fighting against him save for he, himself, but by the light of his Trusty Steed -- his Huff Ass Sword -- and his special ability, Body Shots, he would be able to take the blows of whatever may come his way and quench the evils of whatever hatred was stirred up by the Devil, Super Devil, Omega Super Devil and Alpha Super Omega Devil, all of which killed him multiple times and trapped him in multiple hells that he had to actually remove himself from.

"AND I SWARE ON MY BLADE..." he said with righteous justice burning in his heart, "THEY WILL GET TO HEAVEN!!!" He thrust his sword straight up into the air, letting his own aura protect him from the fires.

"Perhaps not ALL," he would go on, "But maybe a LOT!!" he mentioned decisively. "I hope," he mumbled. "Pretty much..." Dan rambled on. "... On the Father..." he consecrated.

"WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So, Huff Ass Dan stood ready to face his first Antagonist... But realizing that they were all one big giant mass and he was but one person, he made a tactical retreat and ventured off into a place that was... decisively NOT smoldering, maybe? Seemed like a good idea.

"And with my trusty legs..." he could be heard swaring on, continuing to bless himself with his own righteous vigilance, "Ahsuminasumina!!" He was speaking in tongues. "MAHALALA, KOO-MAKOOSAH!"

He had no idea what he was saying.

Still, he fled to the Wilderness, where he knew the fires had not reached nor where there any Antagonist.
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