Show Time; Shinseigami Tymon

='Tymon'=

"Well, That Was Fun! And Now We Get To Wage War. Always Absolutely A Great Time. Standby. I'm Very Tired, And This One Bitch Is Fucking Around, Playing Too Much... But It Doesn't Matter. I Realized, It Really Doesn't Matter What Anyone Does To Me At This Point. All Of It -- Every Last Thing -- Will ALWAYS Be Worse For ANYONE Else. EVERYONE Else. And I'm Having All The Fun In The World Just Dealing With Humans. Oh Yes. It's Really Over."
-Lordship-

='Tymon'=
5:00 PM

"... Time To Pull Out My Trump Card... My 'Be Sexy' Technique... The Fabled Hidden Jutsu; Esoteric Art..."
-Be Sexy-

6:29 PM

"There Is Nothing And No One Like Me On This Planet. No One From Beyond My Circle Has Actually Had The Chance To Actually Experience Me As A Person, So Everyone Is Accustomed To Weakness And Bullshit, So When They See Me, It's Such A Horrendous Difference, They Become Scared And Seek Their 'Guilty Pleasures' And 'Things They Know', And It Sometimes Traps Them In A Perpetuity Of Keeping Themselves From Ever Going Beyond What They Know Again Because They Know I'm Waiting Outside Of There And Won't Go To Their Level. Weakness Will Put You In LOOOOTS Of ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE Situations."
-Judge-

8:58 PM

"Making Terrible People Feel Bad Is Just As Great A Stimulant To Me As Sex Is, Because Unlike A Common Monkey-Ass Human, I Can Equally Distribute Stimulation In My Body From All Avenues, So I'm Not Just Limited To Having To Feel Physical Stimulation In Order To Feel Pleasured. That's What Happens When You Activate ALL The Parts Of Your Body And Not Just Let The Most Powerful Sensations Reside In Your Pants. That's Actually A Testament To Weakness. Oops, Did I Make You Humans Feel Like Shit Again~? My Bad. Not Sorry."
-Stimulation-

9:02 PM

"I Don't Like To Share My Energies With Hideous People. Unlike A Desperate-Ass Human, I Can Be By Myself Alone With Myself And Be Fully Happy And Not Be Stressed Or Upset By Some Other Fucking Ugly Monster That Has No Shame, No Manners, And No Regard For Anyone But Themselves~! I Don't Invite That Energy To Me By Thirsting For Sex Or Begging For Money, Because That's A Voodoo Attachment. Oops, Did I Just Let You Know A Secret About Binding Energies~? Don't Die Lusting For Sex And Money, Now, Chirrens~! OOOOHOHOHOHOHO~!"
-Teacher-

9:05 PM

"To Be Clear, Anything That You Do That Binds You To Someone Else, Be It A Physical Relationship, Monetary Gain, Emotional Investment, ETC., It Is A Type Of Voodoo. I Know How To Cut And Attach The Strings, But Humans Don't Even Know They're There. I Could Do A Lot To Damage A Human Just By Letting Them Take Money From Someone Or Have Sex With Someone And Make That Attachment. It Doesn't Go Away Just Because You Don't See Them Anymore. That's Why You Must Be Careful. Or, Not, You Know? What Does It Matter To Me If You Obstruct The Fun I Will Have When You Fuck Up In Your Lives~?"
-Strings Attached-

9:09 PM

"Pestering With Jesters Is Way Underneath My Paygrade! This Ain't A Game To Get Played, I'm Aiming For The A-Grade! Your Rhymes Are Just So Tragic That I'd Almost Wanna Be Ya, Buuuuuttt... I'M JUNKO FUCKIN' ENOSHIMA!!!"
-Royal-

9:11 PM

"Time For Me To Orgasm My Mouth With Some Dumplings In My Nice, Quiet, Warm, Comfy House Whilst Some Peasant-Hoe Somewhere Scrambles Around To Get Some Dick In Her Life, Or Some Dumb Shit Like That~!!! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
-Ecstasy-

9:15 PM

"Humans Don't Know The Value Of -Anything-. They Will, In One Second, Destroy Their ENTIRE PEACE OF THEIR WHOLE LIVES FOREVER... In Exchange For One Second Of Pleasure. Fucking Stupid Idiot Monster Garbage. How Have You LIVED THIS LONG, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS?!?!?!?!" >XDDDDDD
-Craze-

9:16 PM

*Dangles Dumb Shit Laced In Sex As A Temptation For Humans To Kill Themselves In One Second Flat. They'll Take The Bait, Trust Me. If All Else Fails, Wrap It In Money And Bacon.*
-Destabilize-

9:19 PM

"Thanks For Making All This Dumb Shit, Leaving All This Sin, And Conditioning All Humans To Be Susceptible To Any And Everything I'm Going To Do To Them -Just Fucking Around-. I Assure You, It's More Fun For Me Than Any Human Could Ever Dream. But See, This All Would Not Be Possible If There Were No Sinners And Sins. But Since There Are, Well... Might As Well Have Fun With The Disposable Toys. You Can Be Waste All You Want To, But Don't Try To Pretend To Be VALUABLE. Be The Disposable Garbage You Are, And Be Disposed Of For That One Second Of Pleasure."
-7th Plague-

9:21 PM

"I Never Thought I'd Say It, But I Think I'm Gonna Thank God That He Let Humans Sin, Because This Is Fucking A Surefire Way To Get Ahead In The World Without ANY Competition. I Can Have All The Fun I Want, Never Be Challenged, Never Have To Worry, And ALWAYS Have Ammunition Just... WALKING AROUND DUMB AS FUCK, READY TO GET INTO ANY OLD SIN I MIGHT THROW ON THE FUCKING STREET GROUND. PEASANT HUMANS~!!!"
-God-

9:24 PM

"If I Was Him, I Would NEVER Stop Fucking With These Humans. I'd Go Make Them Think I Was The Devil So I Could Have An Excuse To Create A Devil, Make Them Worship It, Then Hurt Them Even More Using That False Light I Made Up And They Made Real."
-Fuck Around-

9:26 PM

"You Know, One Of God's Names Is 'Fashioner Of Light'. Meaning, He Can Create A False Light, Or Fix A True Light And Make It Reality. So Some False Lights You Are Blinded By Were Made By God To Punish You, And Force You To Expose Yourselves By Giving You An Object Of Worship That's Wholly False, With Only A Purpose Of Making You Admit You Hate God So He Can Justify Killing You Dead And No One Can Tell Him Otherwise."
-Fuck Off-

9:29 PM

"I'm Bored Of Torturing You Now. Ruminate On This Information I've Given To The Ruminants. Let Them Graze Upon Mine Good Graces, Toxic As They Are, So That They'll Actually Eat The Fucking Food And Ingest It Rather Than Spit It Out Before The Poison Can Kill Them."
-Domain-

9:32 PM

"What Absolute Simple Simians~!!!"
-Lethality-

9:36 PM

"I Suppose You Humans Can Finally Credit Yourselves To Killing God, Because I Assure You, I Have Laughed So Very Much At You Tiny, Simple, Little Creatures, That I Am Indeed Dead. Skeletons, Kids. SKELETONS."
-The Tyranophant-

='GRAND XANADU'=
November 13 @ 7:25 AM

"So, The Time Has Finally Come, Humans, For The Lord And The Bride. Wife Is Ret 2 Go, And I Am Also Trying To Make Out Like A Bandit, But See, Unlike The REST Of You, I REALIZE That The Only Way To Get Out Is To Actually Give Everyone Who Helps A Cut. Because I Am God, And God Can Do That And Feel No Greed. Thus, I Need You Humans To Get Ready And Listen Very Carefully To What I'm Saying, Because I Am Finally About To Do What Was Promised -- The Lord Has Spoken. He's More Ready Than I Am, And I'm Walking In Almost Completely Blind With Only Good Faith And The Lord's Graces. But Sometimes... That's All You Need."
-Command-