And so, some strange figure that found the Warhammer Forge would take the Real Hammers that harbored the powers of the planets that Erik had forged them from and leave him with some fake hammers.
"WHICH ONES ARE REAL!?" someone cried, harboring three great Warhammers in three grotesquely buff arms, "FIGURE IT OUT." Meanwhile, the crazed being, which was made of fire, would begin swinging around the three Warhammers violently. "I HAVE THE ORIGINALS. WANNA KNOW HOW AND WHY?" They would knock off the tops of the volcanoes, and they would begin to rumble. "BECAUSE I SAID SO. AND NOW, GUESS WHAT ELSE? ANY OTHER ONES EXCEPT THE ONES I HAVE ARE FAKE."
And so, this creature, with the Real Warhammers, would go off on a rampage and begin demolishing land masses.
"ISN'T SAYING WHATEVER YOU WANT TO AND THEN ACTING LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY REAL FUN? HAAHAHAA."
