The Bunnybee Invasion Solo

Bunnybee landed her spaceship's stinger square in the nuts of Planet Bunnybee, granting her ten billion points for a nut shot on something that was both female and had no balls.

Bunnybee: "YES!!! SQWAH IN DEH NYUTS!!!"

After using all her points to get tickets at the fun zone that randomly appeared around her, Bunnybee got herself a genuine Bunnybee Plushie w/ optional Dreamhouse Tea Party Play Set.

Bunnybee: "Fuckin' SWEET."

Bunnybee immediately played with her toys, some of them being sexual in nature. Came with the 'Dreamhouse'.

Suddenly, a rather mature, but drab voice called out to Bunnybee from a large shadow that appeared over her whilst she played with herself.

???: "... What are you doing...?"

It was Sunnybee, her little sister! But not just ANY Sunnybee... FUTURE Sunnybee, who wasn't quite a 'little' sister anymore. Tall and voluptuous, breasts held tightly in place by a cushion-like ring around the top of her alternating blue and light blue striped dress, which had another cushion-like ring at the hem, Sunnybee -- who now bore four wings of pure fire rather than none at all, as her child self had -- would hover over Bunnybee, her blue-booted feet with cushion-like rings around the top would settle before Bunnybee's face. She let her blue-gloved hands with cushion-like rings around the edges hang lackadaisically at her side, her back askew juuuust slightly in a defiant manner. She still donned her same blue hat with the rising sun printed on it, and her flaming antennae were raised up in the air, burning intensely. Her once short four-pointed hair was now long, like her stinger was as she'd developed. Sunnybee's deep brown eyes leered at Bunnybee, whom she knew was not going to get ANY work done without her voice of reason whispering in her ear damn near at all times.

Sunnybee: "Don't you have like, a MISSION to do, or some shit...?"

"Damn, bro, you fine as hell," were the first words out of Bunnybee's naturally raunchy mouth. "YOU 'boutta be my mission in a sex-- SEC. I SAID SEC." Bunnybee shifted her eyes swiftly, hiding her entire play set behind her back and it disappearing into the unknown of wherever things went when you hide them behind your back. Things babes still never figured out to this day. "Uhhhmmmm... No, but seriously, finding you is like, on the to-do list of the new mission, which is find everyone and round up the artifacts." Bunnybee flicked her wrist, "Ya know, the usual. Ain't nothin' changed since being a kid *cough*exceptthatwealldiedinafire*coughCOUGHHax*."

"Riveting," Sunnybee said sarcastically, closing her eyes and furrowing her brow. "Well, dumbass, I can't account for everyone else, but if you're looking for Babybee and the kids, they're on the planet somewhere. Babybee watches over them." Sunnybee suddenly opened her eyes. "Oh yeah, you don't know you have kids, do you? Yeah, that totally happened and we all have like, kids and whatever. Including Babybee." Sunnybee raised her hand, counting on her three fingers, "Lacebee is your daughter, Burnbee is my daughter, and Petitebee is Babybee's daughter. Don't ask about the baby daddies. We consumed their fucking skulls." Sunnybee smirked, "Except for you, because your husband is too powerful, and you like... Love him, or whatever." Sunnybee shuddered.

"Darkbee's gone into hiding ever since we conquered Earth. I dunno if it's shame or if he's just trying to be cool, but he's got a son that basically is his exact copy. I dunno who the hell the mom is, but whomever it is was a real idiot to have a kid with him." Sunnybee shrugged. "Even our little brother Dicebee has a kid named Gamblebee. The only one who seems to not have a kid is Zeon, who is still with his girlfriend, Zen. Both of them are in hiding, too. Lucky bastards." Sunnybee was a bit jealous because she still wanted to fuck, but something about eating the husbands that were weaker than they were was just... Appealing to their race of people. "Our friends that nobody knows about because we were allegedly destroyed in a fire all have kids, too: Candi, Meiun, Lai, Lady Bug, and even that guy that used to bully you, Skyter. Their names are... Something or other. Hell, I'm not everyone's fucking guardian." That was Babybee, who took it upon herself to keep the kids. "Yeah, so all the cuzzos act like brothers and sisters, but they're still cousins and stuff." Sunnybee crossed her arms. "And, yeah, other than everyone else getting older, that's about it."

Bunnybee yawned loudly and obnoxiously, looking really sleepy. "Damn, I didn't ask for everyone's life story, Sunnybee. Thanks, jerk." But at least Bunnybee was up to speed.

"OKAY!!!" Bunnybee screamed with an energy that came out of nowhere, "I guess we'd better decide if we find our past selves first or our future selves first!" Bunnybee paused, her face suddenly souring. "And to tell ya the truth, I'm not all that thrilled about having to see kids right now, so that means we should ROUND UP THE PAST SELVES FIRST!!" This was Bunnybee's absolute decree.

Sunnybee gave her signature 'You're A Dumbass' face to Bunnybee and said, "Well, I'm not looking forward to seeing all of those people again, nor do I know where THEY are." She held up two of her three fingers and said, "Later," before a flame burnt up her body from the bottom up and she like, warped away or something from the flames.

Bunnybee: "NOWAITDON'TGO--"

She was already gone.

"... FUCK!!" Bunnybee crossed her arms and kicked the dirt a little bit, wondering how in the hell she was going to find her peeps from the past... Again. "I'm back to square FUCKING one! I mean, unless I wanna go see everyone's future selves, but I'm really just way too lazy..."

She REALLY was.

Bunnybee lowered her head sadly and started walking back to her ship, the Buzz Stalker. "... Guess I'll just get back in my ship and--"

"HAHA, BUNNYBEE!!!" an unfamiliar yet also known voice cried out of nowhere, this time belonging to a male, "It seems like my plan to transport you to the future as I take over the world was a SUCCESS!!!" Another Bunnybeean warped in front of her, floating at her menacingly. His hair was crazy and spiky like a mad scientist, his eyes had ripples in them, he wore a hat with a clock on it, and his wrists and ankles were adorned with translucent futuristic discs as fashion apparel.

According to the only chronology left, Chronobee -- the one who appeared -- took over the Bunnybee Invasion as a substitute for Khrona, who was his non-Bunnybeean counterpart. Bunnybee and friends were taken into his ship and given a time limit that they never achieved, so when time was up, they were taken to the future whilst Chronobee took over the past. As Chronobee, Khrona then took over the Earth during the Bunnybee Invasion and came back to the future that he was born in -- the present timeline of Bunnybee Future -- to gloat at Bunnybee once it was complete.

"Neener neener neener~! I took over the Earth from you~!" Chronobee made a goofy face and swirled his insane eyes around, cackling maniacally.

"WHAT!?" Bunnybee cried, snatching Chronobee by the collar with her giant amorphous bunny ear, "YOU MEAN THAT THIS WAS ALL PART OF SOME GODDAMN PLAN THAT ONLY FUTURE ME KNEW ABOUT?!" Bunnybee couldn't figure out why her future self would not want her to take over the Earth. "The Earth was MY planet to conquer! Sure, it took me some Earth years to do it because I was busy being bored to death..." Most of the Bunnybee Adventures started with Bunnybee being bored and then someone or something random happening to fuck up her day. She shook Chronobee violently. "BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN TAKE MY MISSION FROM ME IN THE FUTURE AND IN THE PAST!!" Though, she was lucky that he did do that, or else... There might not have been anything of the old Bunnybee left after The Tragedy.

Bunnybee let Chronobee go. "... But... Thank you for saving me... Us..." She looked away, somewhat frustrated, then puffed out her cheeks. "But don't get a big head about it! I already have to deal with that shit from Darkbee." Bunnybee was the only one who could get a big head about things. Hmph.

But that's when it hit her. "HEY WAIT," she said, a lightbulb -- or some sort of... Fanciful illuminating object... -- popped over her head and she said, "YOU know where all the people from the past ended up, don't you?!" Bunnybee yanked her hand downward and made a 'CHA-CHING' sound as if she had just hit the jackpot. Then she ran up on Chronobee.

Bunnybee: "So tell me what I wanna know or else I'mma hafta confiscate your kneecaps."

Bunnybee loaded a pistol...

Chronobee continued swirling his crazy, rippling eyes at Bunnybee as he said, "If you couldn't defeat me in the past as you are now, what makes you think you can defeat me now?" Chronobee cackled maniacally and then crossed his arms. "You couldn't even handle what was inside of my ship NOR my minions. You failed my trial and ended up in the future, all to my own success. You shouldn't be talking about trying to pop my kneecaps this time around, Bunnybee. Only your future self is able to defeat me." Though Chronobee looked about the same age as Bunnybee from the past, he was indeed older than she was. "AND YOUR FUTURE SELF TOLD ME TO COME GLOAT AT YOU!! HAHAHAHA!!!" Chronobee swirled his crazy eyes some more.

Though, he stopped abruptly and said, "Still, the point of my being here isn't just to gloat. It's also to inform you of where your subordinates ended up all across the Bunnybee Universe, which is part of the Veritas, now. As per union between yourself and your husband in the future. Which..." Chronobee coughed, "Is an alternate version of myself. When I take on my non-Bunnybeean form, -- which everyone except YOU has -- I become the doppelganger of your current future self's husband. So I'm him and I'm my own person at the same time. But to set the record straight, we're still unified, though we are separate entities." Chronobee nodded profusely.

"Anyway, not to bore you with the technical and chronological stuff, as that was simply for the jackasses even still paying attention to Bunnybee still... But..." Chronobee paused dramatically. "... Yeah, I'll set the coordinates of everyone and the artifacts into your ship." Chronobee snapped his fingers and a warbly wave of energy passed over the area, seeming to have done something to time in a specific location around the Buzz Stalker. "That should be able to get you started," Chronobee said, swiping his hands together and patting them thoroughly, as if he'd just cleaned a mess or done some hard work.

"NOW GO FORTH AND BECOME A LEGEND!!!" Pointing out toward a random direction, Chronobee then immediately warped away and left Bunnybee to her devices... Most of which were sexual, yes, but still counted as what she needed for her long trip finding all of the characters that were in the original Bunnybee series from the past.

"Hey, wait, you--!!!" Bunnybee tried to stop Chronobee from disappearing, but she was too late. He was already gone. However... He did leave her with a great parting gift.

"Choice, now this damn bounty hunt-- I mean, scavenger hunt... Won't be so bad." Immediately, Bunnybee made her way back to the Buzz Stalker, her spaceship, and went to check out the new specs. Hopefully it would tell her where at least Sunnybee was. She couldn't get any work done without her trusty little sister...