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Once upon a bright, sunshiny, winter-summery night, there lived a wonderful enchanted happiness which loved to be the very best like no one ever was. Running in a crowd in a distant town, all of the choo-choos of the friendship river that stretched high over the sky-seas came together so the fun-shine could spread lovely beams to all the candy in the universe.

The only way to get to this magical land was to go under the covers, wish really hard, kiss the seven-leafed clover, abduct the leprechaun bunny's marshmallowy cereal treats, spin around three times, discover the Hill Of One Billion Sweetinesses, let the micro-baby pteranodactyle lift you high over the rainbow road, and then take the rainbow road down to the pot of chocolate-gold Easter Bunnies, make a left, go right, up, up, down, down, A, B, Start, have a cupcake, eat a lemon, unlock the secrets, rotate counterclockwise at a 413.11101110101 angle, then let the magic cats lead you to the magic dragon who will tell you how to find the magic mermaid in the magic magic mag-magic ma-magic magic magic-magic.

Then, and only then, will the mayor of love-love reach out to hold your hand and let the shining penny tell you the code to getting into the safe that contains the level-up for ultra-superpowers.

So, the kids appeared!!!!!1

"Silly rabbit, I'm cuckoo for cocoa charms!!!" By these magic words, the kids summoned from the heavens... Incomprehensible.

The prehistoric modern button-up boo-boo dolls that were totally-also-definitely alive came from the shadows of the powderpuff missile silos that blow up the evil sun when it comes to cry itself to sleep, greeting the kids that summoned some enchiladas. "Hi!" the foremost dolly said, pooping butterflies, like a real boy, "We are your friends! Won't you play bazookas and boom-booms with us, childly children-y heads?" Their eyes grew as wide as big screen televisions made of circles, and they chanted the 'Meat Prayer'. "Meaty-mc-meat-meat-meat..." they said with hope in their heart, hoping with all their hope that the hope would hopefully hope something into their pockets.

The kids, overwhelmed by all of whatever was going on, way beyond even their own childish imaginations, had their brains fried instantly.

The End.

So then, that's when the bouncing sleepwalking babies jumped over the moon, taking one more ride down the spaghetti slide. They used their noodles, did the noodle dance, and restored the brains of the children, then they flew away.

And then the children had ponies.

"WOOOOOOOW!!!!" the kids gasped in a very cliche commercial manner, "NEW PONYLAND PRETTY PRINCESS PONY PALS!!!"

Pony: "Eat my legs off!"

80s and 90s advertisements flashed all over the screen(?) as the kids remained wide-eyed, and several close-ups of the happy pony faces happened, or like, something or something. "Sugary!!!" one kid said, doing a dance. "SPICY!!!" said the token female child, who gave an exaggerated thumbs-up. "EVERYTHING NICEY!!!" screamed the gnome-who-impersonated-children, impersonating a child.

And then they all played laser tag at the wicked-nasty-dirty drop of the dubstep.

That's when they all went to the movies to see the movie in movies -- THE MOVIE.

IN 3. D.

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Narrator: "In A World..."

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Narrator: "Where The World..."

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Narrator: "Was A World..."

???: "Solomon Grundy, Born On A Grunday..."

And that -- And ONLY THAT -- was when everybody was kung-fu fightning. The power of fightning was fast as lighting, and as more fightning was used to power the generator, the lighting changed to a different dynamic. *BAM*! *BAP*!! *BA-WRAGGLEFRAGGLE!!!*!!!

DIRECTOR'S CUT. X-D.

Narrator: "And Once Again, The Day Is Saved... By Your Powers Combined!!!"

*Triumphant Theme Music... In STEREO. And... Technophonic.*