Business Moves: Ho Hopping

"Omfg, I Think I Know What We're Going To Do Today, Ferb. We're Going To Pimp Out Snapchat And All Those Filthy, Disgusting Hoes That Think They Are Slick Trying To Use It As A Sexual Exchange Service. I Hate Snapchat And Everything About It And Everyone On It, But That Doesn't Mean I Won't Milk It For All It's Worth As A Business And A Service. Better Round Up All The Hoes."

"All These Sex-Crazed, Sneaky, Trifling Dumbasses Think Snapchat Is The Move. But It's Totally Just Another Trap. Fortunately, Because Someone Else Made It Enticing For All The Hoes To Gather To, That Means Less Work For Me. I Just Wish I Didn't Already Get Rid Of So Much Of The Product Out Of Disgust... But I'm Sure A Hoe On Snapchat Is A Dime A Dozen, If Not A Penny."

"See? I Told You This Would Be So Much Easier Once Everyone Was Doing Sex Work And Obsessed With Sex. This Isn't Even A Challenge. But It's Not Supposed To Be, At This Point. It's Supposed To Be A Gold Mine. And We Don't Have To Do Any Digging... We Just Have To Collect The Employees Who Will."