The Utility Of The Pinky Finger

"It Was Only Just Recently That I Recognized What The Pinky Is For, Though I Have Been Using It Properly All Of My Life. It Is Less Of A Holding Or Touching Digit Like The Others, Because It Is So Small. But This Makes It Inherently Cleaner Because It Touches Less, And Also Something Like A Supplementary Digit For Doing Tasks Like Serving As An Extra Hook Or As Something To Lift If The Other Fingers Are Dirty, Or If They Are Clean And You Must Touch A Dirty Surface, Because The Pinky Also Holds Food Less Often Than The Other Fingers, Making It The Best One To Touch Dirty Things With If It Is Absolutely Necessary."

*Like An Honorific Of Intellect.