Neo Bunnybee: Legacy Chapter 1; BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

Zeon stood at the top of the Old Windmill, where he lived in the Bunnybee Universe, gazing into the 'Tainted Mirror' Artifact, which was kept in secret in the Old Windmill. He gazed into it, and he saw a version of himself on the other side of it that looked like a child from another world. He saw deeply into the Tainted Mirror into this version of himself he never knew, and suddenly, he was at peace with himself.

The world was burning around them. Everything was on fire, being destroyed. It seemed like in these final moments, Zeon had communicated with this other version of himself, and knew then why the end had come to this realm. Accepting his fate, he took the advice of this child and merged with him, using the Tainted Mirror artifact as a portal to do so.

In transition, they were fused in the essence, as time passed through the dimension where the mysterious child was from. When Zeon exited the Tainted Mirror again, he was instantly blended into the reality through the version of himself that was warping to that exact point at that exact time, instantly neutralizing all time displacements or alterations to the timeline by catching the point where both versions would become unified without realizing they were separated. The transition was so fluid, the only thing Zeon could recall was that he was once saw his world burning.

But, the memories pieced themselves together back toward his history in the Bunnybee Universe, where he was imprisoned on the Bunnybee Moon as a punishment by his mother after banishing their father. That fire... He recalled it now to be the destruction of that moon, and the prison on that moon that once held him in captivity.

Now, Zeon in this realm was exactly the same as he was in the Original Bunnybee, except that he was now merged with Ty-chan, who was sentient and consciously aware of himself, and so was Zeon about such. But Zeon was capable of accepting it, and would not tell Bunnybee or anyone else. However... He did know that he was going to have to make a stop to see her.

For... This was before Bunnybee met Zeon, when she went on the adventure across the earth to gather all of the artifacts and Zeon ended up meeting her at the top of Babylon, The Abandoned Tower in the city. Then, Zeon went and summoned all of their half-brothers and half-sisters that their father had with other beings on Planet Bunnybee, seeking an apology from their mother, Queenbee, for her harsh treatment of her child, Zeon, and the children of their father, Diablobee.

And then he proceeded to summon Diablobee, their father, and his brother, Uncle Unknown, from Hell, where they were sealed, and of which only Zeon could unlock with his demonic power -- since he received the strongest demonic power from their father, whereas Bunnybee received the least of it.

However, there was a continuity gap, left rather intentionally, from the original work, and it was never continued. Thus... Zeon was capable of weaving that into this reality, where it ended up with him destroying that timeline of Bunnybee by summoning his father and uncle.

This time, though... Zeon had a better idea of how he was going to introduce himself to his dear brother and sister. He turned and peered into the Tainted Mirror one more time, looking at the flames of hell that he summoned that burned up that realm entirely when he summoned his father and uncle in spite. He'd gotten his revenge against his mother and his family, rest assured -- canonically, that is exactly how that 500-page epic of Bunnybee ended. So that timeline is canonically dead, and this new one that Zeon is in is the one where he is the sole survivor from the Bunnybee Original, which is marked by the fusion with the Creator in his childhood -- Ty-chan.

"... Rest In Peace..." he uttered peacefully as he warped away, going to spy on Bunnybee, wherever she was, whatever she was doing right now.

Bunnybee was sitting in her house, lazily browsing T.V. for something to watch. She saw herself on television for some reason, but just as a sweeping flame came across the screen, she changed the channel. "Seen it. Lived it." What was she talking about...? "... Ho... Shit... Wait... Is Bunnybee starting again? Fuck, I have been waiting forever, and when I FINALLY sit down... Tymon wants to start making Bunnybee again. Like, where have you been, you lazy ass?" Bunnybee grumbled more things under the Fourth Wall to the Creator, as she was accustomed to doing randomly, then pried herself from her groove in her couch.

"... Damn... It feels like I've been sitting in that same spot for like, eons, yo..." I mean, Bunnybee was like, quadrillions of years old in Bunnybee years, but in human years, she was like, legal. "... Fuuuuuck. I don't even like... Remember what I was doing." Bunnybee sighed, walking out of the door to see Variable City. "... Maybe some human flesh will take my mind off of it, and then I'll remember what I was doing." That actually literally never happened, because she was a dumb bitch and did not give a single fuck enough to remember shit about shit. "... Oh, you know what? I think I'm gonna go attack the City Of Townsville, then save it from myself, and demand a reward for stopping myself from fucking them up so bad." Now THAT sounded like a real Bunnybee way to spend her day.

"I CALL DIBS ON THE BABIEEEEESSSS~~~!!!" Oh, she could not wait to roast those babies and eat their little baby legs. Bunnybee leapt into the sky and started vibrating her bee wings, buzzing off into the sky over the Variable City with the Variable Citizens.

Insipid as usual, Zeon could see, observing Bunnybee from a distance as she went about her day. But, he was about to ruin her random-go-lucky day with some hard storyline on her ass. As Bunnybee went to terrorize the city for no real reason at all, she would be face to face with one who looked like her -- only, he did not wear the traditional Bunnybeean garb of his home planet. He had bunny ears like Bunnybee, which meant he was related to her, just as Darkbee, their twin... But, his ears were black. He didn't even wear a hat as a piece of his heritage, like at least Darkbee did. His head was bare and hair was pitch black, and his skin was as pale as a ghost. His eyes held dark mysteries and secrets, and he peered at Bunnybee from above, glaring right at her.

"Bunnybee," he called out to her, "... Goofing off, as usual, I see." He did not introduce himself, but his eyes held knowing. "... But I want you to see something." He drew forth the Artifact, the Tainted Mirror, which showed distortions of flames in it. "Behold," he commanded, hurling the Artifact before her in her line of movement. There, she would see the mysterious flames again, like she glimpsed on T.V. before she left. "... Familiar?" It showed Bunnybee and everything around her in flames, then was withdrawn back to Zeon, who was the one that loomed over her. The same fires in the mirror were beheld in his eyes when she looked into them, and the image would burn itself into her mind, the same as it was permanently burned into Zeon's.

Minding her own business (not really... Like, at all), Bunnybee was halted in her midst by a mysterious stranger that she'd never seen before. He looked like he was ready to alter the timeline of Bunnybee or something like that, and that could not be allowed to happen! Or, maybe it already did. It was whatever at this point.

Before Bunnybee could deliver a signature retaliation, she was forced to look into the Tainted Mirror, and she saw a glimpse of herself and everyone she knew and loved being destroyed in a fire. She immediately recalled what she saw on television -- the image of herself burning -- and her eyes, which usually were lit aflame with various types of intense passions when she got fired up, were instead filled with a deathly fear. She reluctantly looked up into the burning eyes of the mysterious Bunnybeean that looked so similar to her, and she began to question many things.

"... Is... Is this canon...?" she uttered with utmost seriousness. Gritting her teeth and clenching her fists, Bunnybee halted everything she was doing, only to fly up to the same level as her new counterpart. It looked like she was trying to hold back tears, as well as other powerful emotions. "... Damn, did I really fuck up so bad...?" For once, Bunnybee took an introspective approach, thinking deeply on what could have happened.

"... Who are you?" she finally asked the other Bunnybeean, "And why do you have bunny ears? The only Bunnybeean that ever had bunny ears was my father, Diablobee, and only his offspring have those bunny ears..." Surprisingly, Bunnybee was piecing things together rather well... Almost like... She already knew what she was talking about, and she was just acting like she didn't, trying to win an Academy Award. "... ARE YOU MY MOTHER, ZEON!?!?!? ARE YOU. MY MOTHER?!??!"

She knew she couldn't hold that for very long. There was just no way.

"I mean, uh... Mysterious stranger~~~." WHAT DID SHE KNOW?!?!?!?!?

Unamused at Bunnybee's feigning of ignorance, Zeon growled lowly and ground his sharp teeth slightly. "... Don't play dumb, Bunnybee. You know what's what, even if no one else does. And I assure you, if it wasn't canon, this wouldn't be happening right now. Do you REALLY think you'd EVER do a spin-off that isn't canonical? Please. You're FAR too lazy." Bunnybee casually and often broke the Fourth Wall, and actually liked to do lots of things out beyond it, which is what made her even more deadly than she was just on her own without that metacognition. But she was still a dumb bitch through and through, and she was acting the part very well... But Zeon highly doubted it was acting.

"... Either way it goes, you've seen what happens, Bunnybee. And you know who I am -- your twin triplet, born the same time as you; Zeon. While you may be too lazy and foolish to take care of anything on your own, I, on the other hand, am very much focused on the goal, and will keep you on track." With Zeon's hatred for his family satiated, he no longer held a grudge against his mother or Bunnybee, despite Zeon still being quite the mound of pure malice and hatred, as was tradition. "... But be warned; I have no interest in your mission to conquer this planet. I have... Greater ambitions." Cryptic as all hell, Zeon narrowed his dark eyes, extending a hand from his cloak as he floated in midair. "... One of them being to make sure that you don't get sidetracked."

He pointed his finger at Bunnybee and loosed a streak of black lightning from it, a 'Lightningbolt' that was so ready to skewer her without second thought. "... So I will be here to test you, Bunnybee. To make you stronger. And if you cannot surpass me... Then I will outdo you."

"Ohhhhhh, noooooez~. I've like, got a twin brother of my twin brother... What a twist." Had anyone ever done that before? Twin brother of a twin brother? They always went for the 'evil twin' trope, but... Zeon and Darkbee were that. Though Zeon was more 'evil' than Darkbee was. Even so, he didn't seem the same as he did before, despite Bunnybee having allegedly only just met him right here and now for the very first time.

Whatever the case may be, Zeon had already started fighting with Bunnybee in the midst of Variable Citiy. "Aw, come on, Zeon! I was trying to eat some fucking humans! Why you ruining my day, huh? HUH, BROSKI!?" The lightning bolt that was released by Zeon would likely strike down a random Variable Civilian running around here, though. "BAM!!! LOOKIT THAT BACON SIZZLE!!!" Bunnybee exclaimed, roasting a bacon on a marshmallow stick over the open fire of the burning human. "Looks like you ended up falling for my Trap Card anyway, Zeon. Ohohohoho~!"

Obviously, Bunnybee knew everything.

I mean, she was fucking Bunnybee, son. Son Of Bunnybee -- Bunnybee Jr. "Now the humans are gonna be mad at you instead of me for fucking with them for no reason, and I'll be the hero for beating your ass in front of their eyes~! Then I can come back tomorrow and steal their wallets!" Pilfering for no reason at all was a great pastime. She had loads of ways to grift someone just because she wanted to do it, and literally for no other reason. "Nyeh, nyeeeeeh~! You suck~!" Bunnybee stuck her tongue out at her brother, Zeon, then flew away around the Variable City.

Infuriating as all hell, Bunnybee was just as insufferable as ever. Zeon wondered how she could just be so carefree about what he'd just shown her, as well as what he presumed she knew about the Original Bunnybee Universe that she saw get destroyed. Did she know about it in the same detail as Zeon?

No matter the case, she needed to get her ass whooped for being obnoxious in a serious situation. That's where Zeon could surely provide for her. "Do you think I give a damn at ALL about what an insignificant little human thinks of me, Bunnybee? Do YOU even care that much about a human at all?" Honestly, she probably cared less about humans than Zeon did, considering all she did was kill and eat them for fun. "At least I can keep my appetite in order so I don't just gorge myself on human flesh all day, BUNNYBEE." Morbid as it was, human flesh was a delicacy on Planet Bunnybee, and the Bunnybeeans all relished in the consumption of human flesh. So, having unlimited access to human flesh as a food was surely heavenly.

But Zeon had no time for such trivialities. "I will strike down another human RIGHT NOW, Bunnybee." Zeon snapped his fingers and a huge bolt of lightning fell from the clear-as-day sky from literally nowhere, completely frying to a crisp a random human going about their business. "But I have nothing to prove to you, foolish girl. You are actually the one with something to prove here." Whether she knew it or not. Her buzzing around the city gloating at him was far more annoying than perhaps he'd anticipated, but she surely did know how to piss people off really well. "... I'll have to knock you off your high horse, Bunnybee. I'm not like our younger twin triplet, Darkbee, after all."

Instantly, Zeon warped away, reappearing right before Bunnybee, hand outstretched. "YIELD," he cried, summoning his power to literally stop whatever he wanted that was before his hand, and would cause Bunnybee to halt in entirety where she was.

Gasping with surprise, Bunnybee fell prey to the YIELD technique of Zeon, halting her where she flew...

Or, did it?

Turns out, that Bunnybee was actually a Shadow Clone Substitution Jutsu No Jutsu, meaning that it was the shadow clone of a substitution jutsu's jutsu. Which, essentially, just summed up that Bunnybee wasn't really there (based on the mechanics of 'Main Character Godhack' and 'Random Bullshit'), and instead was conveniently at an opportune place to retaliate at Zeon from above.

"FLYING DROPKIIIICK~!!!" she cried, hurtling down from the sky like a meteor with a falling ax kick, which is what the move should have been named, because she not only was not flying, the kick was an ax kick and not a dropkick. But in Bunnybee's mind, the kick was dropped from the sky and she was in the air, therefore was flying -- thus, Flying Dropkick and not Falling Ax Kick.

But it was technically a Falling Ax Kick.

"THIS KICK HAS ALL THE SKULL-FUCKERING POWER OF A NUTRITIOUS BALANCED BREAKFAST!!!" Impact with Zeon's head would bring him down from the sky with the heel on his head, smashing him into the ground level of the city, and likely on top of the heads of some other humans, just for the extra points. She really hoped she got a chain of humans underneath, so she could with the game, and get like, +10,000 points, or something.

Whilst normally being far more alert and adept than Bunnybee, it seemed like she had taken advantage of the Main Character Godhack and literally took the Main Character Godhack of another main character and conveniently decided to use it for herself, despite it making no sense as to how she'd even acquire that ability. Then again... That was actually her ability, to do whatever she wanted. That's what make it so very difficult to fight her, even with Zeon's obviously greater skill and versatility.

He thought deeply as she drove him toward the ground with her falling ax kick, but just before impact, he would warp away again, this time just above her. "The Main Character Godhack doesn't work on me, Bunnybee," Zeon forewarned. "But I see I have still underestimated you and your growth." Despite them just meeting in this reality. Though clearly, the both of them knew things beyond the settings of this specific reality, which was why they were having this sort of battle here. "So, I have decided than unlike the first time we met, when you were collecting the Artifacts from across the world, I am not going to go easy on you."

First episode, and Zeon was going to go all out? Well, maybe that would actually end up being good fanservice. Everyone loves an epic and overpowered fight when it's on equal terms.

Zeon raised a hand to the sky, cocking it back and tensing his claws. Far in the distance behind him, dark clouds rolled in, and in tandem with his hand's movements, would lightly flash with lightning and rumble with thunder. "Dark Shot!" he shouted, hurling his hand forward, commanding a line of gigantic black lightning bolts to fall before him, with intent to hit Bunnybee and also everything and everyone else in alignment before Zeon. The lightning bolts would continue striking in a line all down the street, and even demolish buildings in their way.

With such an extravagant and flashy attack, Bunnybee had all the cover of the destructive flashiness to like, get the fuck outta there and do something else or something. "HAWWW HAWWWWW," she gloated from a rooftop now, "You're not gonna hit me with something like that, Zeon~!" She was treating Zeon like she did their younger brother, Darkbee, now, after she defeated him the first time and got all his Cool Points deducted from his whole life. Now he was just one of those joke villain characters, like Team Rocket or some shit, and Zeon, who was once a foreboding power greater than Bunnybee, was getting the same treatment now.

"So, Zeon, until you are able to take the cricket from me hand..." Bunnybee was reclined on a lawn chair now, with her signature shades on, but was in her 'fighter gear', which she usually donned whenever she was in her 'Ancient Chinese Secrets Japanese Dojo Martial Artist Master' mood. When she opened her hand momentarily, there was a black dot that she claimed was a cricket, then closed her hand and it was gone. "... Then I'mma give you the Darkbee treatment, m'kay? Cuz... Cuz to this day, he has never gotten this cricket from my hand."

I don't think that's a cricket. It's like, a black dot of some kind. It like... Looks nothing like a cricket.

Growing ever more frustrated, especially having to look at the narration and commentary, Zeon grit his teeth hard, eyes surging with demonic dark energy. "... Very well, Bunnybee," Zeon finally concluded, "Since you really think you're hot shit because you've got the Main Character Godhack, and you abuse it all of the time just because you can and you think that shit's funny, I'm going to have to show you that the Main Character Godhack is not all-powerful, as you truly believe it is." Surely, this might get far more intense than it should for the first episode, but... The Bunnybee Series was notorious for being outlandish literally for no reason in the most random times. And though the outlandishness often meant parodies, spoofs, satire, homages, and other sorts of acknowledgements to things beyond the Fourth Wall, it did also include epic and serious battles and moments.

Especially when Zeon appeared.

"... I have decided I will nullify your Random Bullshit with the power of Epicness." It wouldn't be enough to stop the Main Character Godhack, but it would be enough to get her to take this seriously and stop fucking fucking around all the goddamn time. Zeon looked up to the sky, right above where Bunnybee had set up shop to take a mid-battle vacation or some dumb shit, and there above her would Zeon's Third Eye be projected from a black flash from the center of his forehead. The pulsating 'Black Eye' as it was called would look into her darkness and lock onto it, blinding her mind and body and spirit, and hovering over her to ensure that it never took focus from her, so she would remain blinded in mind, body, and spirit. It also allowed Zeon to see through it, and into such intangible things, so he'd be able to see Bunnybee's next intention from her spirit and thoughts of her mind.

Since Bunnybee had large bunny ears, she was capable of hearing even the most minute of sounds, despite not being able to hear someone screaming her name directly into her face when she was watching T.V. or doing something she wanted to do. She really was the epitome of 'whatever I feel like', but that was also her greatest weakness, and Zeon could take advantage of that, being the smart one of the triplets -- and MOST of the characters in Bunnybee, honestly. Frustratingly.

His whereabouts to Bunnybee would become unknown to her, and the Black Eye remained hovering around her, blinding her so she could not see nor retaliate.

When Bunnybee next opened her eyes to see what dumb shit Zeon had fallen for, she realized immediately that she was... Blind. "OH YOU SON OF A-- I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!"

Now... Zeon should have known from the start that this was a bad idea. Let's watch.

"ME KARA BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"

And that went on for as long as the giant laser beam shot blindly from her eyes at literally any and everything, because we all know Bunnybee gives no fucking fuck. Zeon should have been smart enough to anticipate that, but he was all wrapped up in his hatred and malice and wrath and all his negative goth brooding emo shit. Which was whyyyyyyyy...

Bunnybee's giant laser eye beam indiscriminately destroyed whatever was in its path, and Bunnybee went on a blind rampage of manic panic.

Zeon narrowly escaped the eye beams of Bunnybee, only able to through his psychic powers. But, this was the moment that he knew why he kept losing to Bunnybee, though he was surely more powerful than her. Her power came from somewhere deeper than even the infinite malice of Zeon... Something he would have to study about his dear sister further.

"Hmph..." he snickered softly, smiling darkly, "... I'll Let You Have This, Dear Sister..." He did this begrudgingly, but definitely willingly, as he warped away to let Bunnybee enjoy her... Randomocity, as it was so called.

She was fuckedd up as it was. She didn't need... Anything. Else. To fuck her up worse than her fucking self. Zeon, who was once blind, now could see clearly... Now. The rain was gone.

And it wasn't even raining outside.

Bunnybee tripped and then fell down and then was too lazy to get up so she stopped and then took a nap.

Zeon returned quickly from his departure to the outer layers of New Earth, where Bunnybee set up shop, and didn't... Come back to unstoppable destruction. Surprisingly. Anticlimactic as it was, he actually wasn't surprised at all, and wasn't even disappointed. It was just an 'I should have known; I was foolish to have thought this would turn out any other way' type feeling, especially being psychic, and also having overthought about all sorts of other things.

"... This Dumb Bitch..." She'd totally managed to suck all of Zeon's epicness out of this, like some sort of 'Anti-Epic', but this was the true power of Bunnybee... And the Randomocity. "... Bunnyb--" Zeon siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighed.

"... Dumbass."

Bunnybee looked up. Nervous.

Bunnybee: *SQWAAAAH-SHNOOOOO...*

She was sleep.

"... Unbelievable." Not in the slightest, actually.

Zeon floated right before her, then opened his hand, and the black dot (cricket) was in his hand. "... Take The Cricket From My Hand, Or Else The Whole Family Is Coming To Beat Your Ass." He paused, glaring at her maliciously, the malevolence burning a hole in her mind, so she could tell that he was serious about people coming to whoop her bitch ass for being a lazy dumbfuck bitch.

"OH SHI--." Bunnybee was instantly on her feet, snatching the cricket.

Bunnybee was too slow, because Zeon moved at 'Godspeed', and Bunnybee could not 'Snatch' fast enough.

Bunnybee... Died. Of Jaundice. She was... BeCooled on that moment, falling prey to an icy chill unlike even the cold black heart of Meiun. She knew what it was.

She knew.

Instantly, Bunnybee was back at her plotting and calculating up some bullshittery to fuck around about, because Zeon was fucking serious, and she was -SPOOKED-.

Suddenly, all of her memories of her past life rushed to her and she remembered her ancestry all the way down to the PrimaBee, God Of Planet Bunnybee, who is 'GOD', and knew that if this reached the 'PrimaBee', then she would get her ass whooped by GOD HIMSELF of the Bunnybee Dimension. Planet Bunnybee in all its array -- starting with the Royal Family of Bunnybee herself -- would sound off in order to come and destroy her one at a time. And all together. And all at once. And all in some random bullshit orderly fashion, or something.

In fact, she vaguely recalled before she burnt up in a fire that her ENTIRE FAMILY came to WHOOP HER ASS because Zeon (A.K.A. Ty-chan) summoned them, mad at her about being the Firstborn and also his imprisonment in the Bunnybee Moon. So he summoned their father, Diablobee, to prove he was better than Bunnybee at everything, but... The ONLY THING that Bunnybee defeated her brother Grimbee (that is, Zeon) in was... Being totally random. That is... Randomocity.

But this time, things were different somehow... Bunnybee... Was able to bullshit her way through everything. Now... Something told her that her 'Random Bullshit' wouldn't save her, and she didn't quite... Quite know why. Usually, she was confident in how random her bullshit was, and it was juuuuuuuuust random enough to get her what she wanted and allow her to enjoy how much of a dumb slut she is!

Now, though... The terror befell her, for once, and she stopped fucking around. "... I think... Zeon said... I lost the..." *sniff* "... Main Character Godhack...?" That was her LIFE. He said she lost her -LIFE- that day. "Uhhh Blahblah-Blahblah..." Bunnybee looked around, "UhUhUhUh..." She couldn't put it together. "Nnnrmmnfkgghmmm....!!!??S?" She checked the time. "BITCH O'CLOCK?!?!?!?"

It was time... To get bitched. There was nothing she could do about it. Nothing at all.

But at least she thought about it first, this time.

This time.

"This.... Timmmmmmmmmmeeeee.e......"

Unfortunately for Bunnybee, some more, it was indeed 'Bitch O'Clock'.

Let freedom ring.

"Ummm...~!" The very shy Mizubee, sometimes known as Mizi, would usher herself upon the waves of Aquaness, the Tensei Artifact that made mystical and magical shit happen in the Bunnybee Universe. "Bunnybee, we have to kick your ass now. Sorry..." She shed a single tear, which turned into 'The Sea' because of 'Aquaness'.