The Story Of What Happened Between God, Lucifer, Adam, And Eve... The Shorthand

*God Actually Came To Me Last Night And Explained The Whole Story. Lucifer Was Hated For Being Born And Not Being God, And God Loved Adam Unconditionally To See What He'd Do, And He Loved Himself More Than God Without Realizing It Was Because God Loved Him That He Felt Better Than God, Then Asked To Get A Version Of Himself He Could Love That Wasn't Him, So He Only Loved The Idea Of Loving Her Whilst Still Only Loving Himself And As Much Of Himself AS He Could See In Her, Only To Plot For Her To Take The Fall For Innocently Wanting To Share With Him Because She Loved Him So Very Much, To Be Cursed To Love Everything Alive To Her Absolute Death. With Lucifer Wanting To Steal Their Innocence Because They Were One, Loved By God, Two, Loved More Than Him, Who Was Meant To Be Like God, And Three, Because He Never Got A Chance To Experience Innocence Because His First Ever Feeling Was A Residual Vanity That Only God Had When He Was By Himself, And Hated God For Splitting Him Up Out Of Himself To Literally Not Be God Anymore, But Only Be Like God So God Could Love Him Rather Than Let Him Love Being Himself As God. So He Went To Go Sabotage Anything God Made, Not Realizing The Vanity Of Adam Was Done On Purpose To Lure Him Out So God Could Have -THE ACTUAL REASON- To Damn The Three Of Them, With Eve Having The Least Of It Because Her Actual Sin Was The Only One That Was The Most Innocent In Ignorance, Whereas Adam And Lucifer Were Both WELL Consciously Knowing Of What They Wanted. Just As The Shorthand Of That Entire Fiasco.