Show Time; The Magical Christmas Day Nightmare Before Christmas Revelation Bonanza Extravaganza Extraordinaire Deluxe Miracle SPECIAL!

"OOOOOHOHOHOHOHHOO~! THE CHRISTMAS MAN IS HERE TO COMPLETE YOUR NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS~! MURRAY CRIMMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL... Shut The Fuck Up."

"What Kind Of Nightmare Before Christmas Would It Be If Christmas Wasn't Completely Ruined Singlehandedly By One Being?!"

Ezekiel 37:3 "He Asked Me, 'Son Of Man, Can These Bones Live?"

"... Oh, Would You Look At The Time? It's About Cold As Hell On These Streets 0'Clock, And Jesus Ain't Saving Yas. Cuz. Cuz. Cuz Guess What? Guess? Wanna Guess? Better Yet... Find Out In A Few More Christmases. Especially If You End Up Cutting YOURSELVES Off. Man, I'm EXCITED About EVERY Person That Has Blocked Me Ever. Because They Still Live On This Planet, And Soon Enough, They Won't Be Able To Not See Me, And Considering How Round This Not-Flat Earth Is, They're Going To Have A Very Hard Time Living On This Planet With Me Since They Refused To Keep In Social Standing With Me. Boohoo."

"All The Little Humans That Have Been Running From The Truth, Deluding Themselves, Disbelieving, Blatantly Lying, And Denying In Any Way That I Am The Son Are SURELY Going To Get ABSOLUTELY Fucked Up Just By Being Alive And TRYING To Ignore It. Oh, I Can't -WAIT- To Show You The End Of All The 'Ghosts' And 'Ignorants'. They Ignore And Ghost Themselves Into A Private Social Recession, And Trust Me, Those Don't Look Pretty, Cuz Most Of Those End Up With Bottom-Feeding, Dissociation, And Loss Of Social Peers."

"I Don't Chase The Runners Because, Where Are They Going To Go? What Is Disbelieving Going To Do For Them But Hurt Them Even More Traumatically And Severely Later In Life, And Make Them Much More Fragile And Brittle Due To Clinging To It For So Long, Making It More Powerful In Its Capacity To Cut Them When The Delusion Shatters? I Know How To Break Reality And Cut You With The Pieces, Dicks. You Don't Even Know What Reality Is Yet. I Just Have To Be Alive Long Enough For You To See Me. And It's Not Like You're Going To Stop Me -- You Don't Even Want To Believe It's Happening. Can You Say, 'Free Ride'? Disbelief Isn't Always A Bad Thing, Kiddos. It's A Good Cover."

"I Can Gallivant The Whole Planet However I Want And Make Any Kind Of Name For Myself Doing Any Old Thing, Because The Lord Really Does Make You Succeed At Literally Anything You Put Your Hand To, And It's Much Easier When Everyone Around You Is Lazy And Incompetent And Ignorant. I'm Really Here To Just Cement Today On How Hopeless It Is To Keep Up This Deliberate Blindness Of Eye To Me And God. I'm Not Saying It's Going To AFFECT Me, I'm Saying It's DEFINITELY Going To Hurt YOU Regardless."

"OOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~! Haughty Clause, Haughty Clause, Haughty All The Way!"

"Why... Peter... Is This...? My Sheep? The Flock? For Christmas? Praise Jesus -- Peter's Feet Have Been Washed. Let Us Celebrate Small Victories As Humans Do."

"Thou Art I... And I Am Thou... Here Is My Christmas Present To You... Those Who Deny The Son Of God Will Not Be Known By Him, And Disowned On The Day Of His Rising. There Is No Coming On The Day Of, There Is Only Being There Prior To, And Plenty Never Understood, And Still Don't, Though They Are Technically Still Here. They Will Think They Can Come To Him On That Day, But That Day Will Be Cold Outside, Just Like Today, Because Those Who Prepared Before The Foolish Young Grasshoppers Will Be Inside With The Ant King, Sharing Their Ant Colony Spoils."

"My Christmas Present Is That I Get To Be God And Destroy All Mankind If I Want To. Or, Actually, Do Whatever I Want, With God Judging Everything I Do With All His Powers. That's Also A Present To Me. But Beyond That, I Also Get, As A Christmas Present... The Power To Do All Things That Are In All Scripture On Earth, Including The Satanic Bible. Because Being God Means Being Everything For Actual Real, And There Is No Getting Around That Part. Final Boss Time. Transform!!!"

"Would You Like More Burning Light Shined Down On You From On High Into Your Darkness, Humans? I Will Magnify My Name Before You, And Burn You As Rival Ants To Mine Colony."

"I Will Burn A Truth Into Your Minds That Will Destroy You Forever And Always. Such Is An Eternal Damnation. And Yes, That Is Also A Present I Wanted. You Don't Realize What A Threat I Am On The Spiritual Plane If I Just Actually Will, Want, Or Desire Anything At Any Time For Any Reason. I Have To -Prevent- Manifestations Now. You -Cannot- Manifest Yet. Do Not Misjudge."

"Also, Because Of The Influence Of Your World, I Am A Sadomasochistic Dominatrix, In Addition To The Destroyer Of Earth. Which Means That I Am Extra Vicious, As Opposed To If The Entire World Didn't Have Sadistic-Masochistic Roots That Would Be Instilled In Me At Birth To Make Me Immune To The Planet's Retaliation. Foolish Humans. Enjoy Your Birthday, For It Will Be Your Last."

"Let Me Be Clear -- I Can Listen To AND Counteract Your Prayers AS You Are Praying For Them AND Never Tell You PLUS Let You THINK I Cannot Hear Them AT ALL Just Because I Leave You On Read And Ghost You. Love, God."

"... There Is Much More Light For You. You Wished To Worship A Morning Star, Did You Not? You Don't Even Know When A Dawn Has Hit You, Nor What It Looks Like When The Morning Star Shines Rays Of Destruction At You. Did You Think That Worshiping The Creature Would Stop It From Doing Its ACTUAL Job? Because You Loved It And Believed In It So Hard That It Would... Do Its Job? No, It's Going To Do Its Job, Which Does Not -- And Never Did -- Include Saving Anyone From Anything. Nowhere Was That Written In The Job Description. Not In A -Single- Text About Lucifer. =None=. Not A Savior Entity, Kids."

"My Little Candle In A Lamp Is A Deity Unto You Humans. A Being Of Mine Own Command And Servitude Is, To You Humans, A Deity. So, If I Tell My Servant, Your God, To Do Something, You Will Do It Because I Told My Creature To Do It. Is That Enough Light For You? He's Promised To Get All Of You As Food For Him, Not Friends. And He Gets To Live Later On, After Getting Rid Of All The People Who Worshiped Him And Everything Attached To Him, As A Different Angel, Because His Old Self Will Be Destroyed When All The Sinners Are Destroyed -- Leaving Only His Pure Form, Without Sin. Get It? So, I Hope You Had Fun Believing The False Light, Cuz He's Hungry, And I'mma Sic My Royal Servant At You Now."

"There Now. I Even Gave You Lot A Christmas Bonus And A Presidential Pardon. Well, Godly Pardon, I Guess. Hey, It Is Written, 'He Will Forgive Your Sins', So. You Know. Pick Out Your Last Little Few And Let's Get Out Of The Store. And No, We Are Not Picking Out Anymore After This. You Only Get One Pardon Like This And So Help Me God, You Fuck It Up, You Don't Get Another One, And I'll DEFINITELY Punish You For The Sins Of The Father. Please Finish The Job. I Actually Do Want To See Paradise In My Lifetime, And We Need A CLEAN Planet For That. Plus, I Need To Teach You How To Tend A Garden Of Eden And Minimize Your Hells."