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| Subject: Horror-Parody Zomedy: The Most Lazily Contrived Plot Ever -- Zombie Clone Clone Zombies Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:12 am | |
| ... I Am Very Ashamed Of Myself For That One. More Than Any Concept Ever, The -Absolute Most- I Hate Are -Clones- And -Zombies-. The -Laziest-. Most -Overused-. =Basic=. Simple Concepts To Have Ever Been Created. And Because I Hate Them -So- Much, I'm Going To Make It =Explicitly= Clear How Much. By Making The =Most= HIDEOUS Zombie Clone Story =Ever=.
Premise: "And Then That Zombie Was Cloned To Make A Zombie Army Of One Clone. But... There Were EVEN MORE ZOMBIES TO CLONE."
Basically The Story's Already Done. Just Make The Zombie Scenes Move Slowly, Copy And Paste More Really Slow Zombies, And... You Got Yourself The Laziestly Made Movie Of Ever All.
Sample: "Doctor Professor Doctor... How Many Zombies Are There...!?" Takes Off Glasses, Makes Taking-Off-Glasses Noise "... Only One... Cloned A Billion Times Over. However... If That Zombie Should Learn How To Raise More Zombies From The Dead... Why... I Believe The Clones Could Reach The Googolplexes."
*Scientific Explanation Of How The Logic Functions
**Happens Anyway
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