Cooking By The Book; The Scapegoat, Baphomet -- Goat Of Mendes

='TATARI'=
January 27, 2023 @ 2:28 AM

"... I Need More Sacrificial Goats. Bring Us The Satans. In Fact -- SATANAIL. BRING TO US YOUR ATONEMENT SIN OFFERINGS. ALL YOUR LITTLE GOATS -- BRING THEM TO US. WE ARE -HUNGRY- AND WE NEED TO MAKE -EXAMPLES OF THEM-. =ON THE ALTAR=. =IN THE LIGHT=. Don't Think I'm Playing With You, Satanail. I Want My Fucking Goat Legs For Breakfast."
-Command-

6:44 AM

"Looks Like I'll Make All My Deadlines After All. I Bet That Just Burns Them Up. Better Wait Another Couple Hours, And These Worthless Pieces Of Garbage Will Be Back At It, As If I Didn't -Just- Make Them Look Like Dirt Shit."
-Mock-

6:59 AM

"Some People Will Do Anything For Attention, And To Make -Themselves- Feel Powerful. Yet, Every Time They Come To Me, They Always Leave Feeling Worthless. And I Could Not Care Less, Because I Just Want To Do My Work Without Some Fucking Idiots Getting In My Way, Feeling Like For Whatever Reason, The -Next- Time They Try, It'll Be Different, Instead Of -Exponentially- Increase -Whatever- Benefits I Am Getting, Consecutively Accruing More Greatly Than The -Previous- Times They Try. And, Get This: =WOULDN'T BE AS GREAT A GAIN= If They =DIDN'T= Get In My Way =EVER=. Which Is What Makes Them Feel Infinitely Shittier, But. People With No Lives And Lots Of Money Have A Hard Time Giving Up Some Bad Habits That Pass The Time Where Money Cannot. Boohoo -- I Don't Even Give A Fuck."
-Berate-

7:28 AM

"They'll Throw A Little Piddling Tantrum For A While, Just So I Can Laugh At Them. But When They Get Tired Of Me Laughing At Them For -TRYING- VERY Hard To =SHOW ME= That They're Very Upset, Very Bored, And Very Wanting To Abuse Their Power, They'll Go Off And Cry. And Their Tears Will Make Them Angry, And They'll Come Right Back, Do It All Again, And Just Not Get The Fucking Point. Just Like They Do Every Single Time. Have Done For The Past Seven Years."
-Pharaoh's Labyrinth-

7:31 AM

"They're Not Very Smart, But They're Very Emotional, And If They Don't Do It, They Will Just Kill Themselves. I'm Hoping One Day They Will Just Come To Me And They Get Fucked Up -So- Bad That They -Really- Just Do It. Which Is Why I Kinda -Allow- It To Happen. Because I =KNOW= That Is What Will Happen One Day."
-Vanity-

7:33 AM

"I'll Finish Making Fun Of My Slave-Idiots Later. I Have -Real- Things To Do, Unlike Those Uglusting Filthings. Like, Before I Came Along, They Got Their Fill On The Maggots, Just Like Any Other Superiority-Complex Creature Out Here. Don't Know Why They Don't Go Back To Eating Maggots, Like Some Common E-Whore. Can Buy ALL The Maggots Money Can Buy To Make Themselves Feel Better And -Instead-. With All The -Alleged- Intelligence They Have. They -Choose- To Come =MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL LIKE UTTER FUCKING GARBAGE=. EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES. Bothering -ME-."
-Contempt-

7:36 AM

"And, As Always, I've Publicly Executed Them Before My Audience -- Before The Eyes Of The Lord, In The Light, On The Altar, As A Light-Offering (A Lucifer). Cuz They Just Fucking Forgot What That's Like Since I've Been So Busy, I Fucking Guess. 'Please Oh Please Beat Our Asses Like No One Else Can! It's All We Have Left To Live For! These Billions Of Dollars Mean NOTHING To An Ass Whooping From You Every Day! Won't You PLEASE Beat My Ass And Make Me Feel Like Shit? I'll Annoy You Until You Do! Please?' Fucking Trash."
-Idol-

7:38 AM

"And If I Ignore Them, They Throw A Tantrum And =LEAP= At =EVERY= Chance To Get Fucked Up. =EVERY CONCEIVABLE CHANCE=. Get This -- INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR OWN BULLSHIT GARBAGE WORK."
-7th Plague-

7:43 AM

"=GO FUCKING RUN YOUR BUSINESSES.=
(They Don't Want To Because They Know They've Peaked And They -Fucking- Suck.)
{So They Want Me To Care About Dumb Shit, Like Themselves. That Is, They, Themselves, The Dumb Shit. Not The Shit They Care About. Which Is, Unsurprisingly, Also Dumb As Sin.}"
-God-

12:11 PM

"As The Greatest Fuck You To All The Rich, I Will Take What They Love Most About Me And Use It To Bring Fun And Happiness To All The Little Peoples Of The World, Whilst The Rich People Look Upon Us With Hatred, Having To Take Care Of Us, But Never Join Us, Wishing They Were At The Bottom, Instead Of At The Top, With -Just- Each Other. I Will Make Them Deal With Only Their -OWN- Kind, In Their -OWN- Class, And -Never- Deal With The Lower Classes Except To Provide For Them. That Is Revenge For Them Trying To Segregate And Isolate Themselves -- They Get Their Fucking Wish, But We Enjoy The Splendor Of Them Getting What They Wanted, Whilst They Are -MISERABLE- With It."
-Ultimate Fuck You-

2:56 PM

"You Wanna Know -Just- How Stupid The Rich Are? They Are Using -Every- Method To Try To -Make- Me Pay Attention To Them To I Guess FORCE Me To Bless Them For Letting Me Use Their Service... When They =LITERALLY PAY ABSOLUTELY ZERO ATTENTION TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO USE THEIR SERVICE AND ARE UNGRATEFUL ABOUT IT=. So They're Trying To Forcefully Kiss My Ass And Make Me Pay Attention To It So They Can Aggressively Brown-Nose Me Into Praising Them For -Doing What Their Job Is-. And Then -Lost Permanently- Whatever Good Thing I Was Going To Do For Them =AND LISTENED TO SOMEONE WHO MAKES THEM OR PAYS THEM TO DO IT SO THAT HE CAN MAKE EVERYONE WHO I LIKE NOT BE IN MY FAVOR ON PURPOSE=. And They Fell For It, And I'm Not Going To Bless Them, So They Can Take Their Curse And Return It To The Person Who Paid Them To Bother Me, Tricking Them Into Losing A Blessing They'll =Never= Get Back. Fucking Idiots."
-Entice-

2:59 PM

"And Get This -- I Found My -Personal- Death Note, So I Can -Write Down- All The People I'm -Not Ever- Going To Bless Again, And -Wish Death- Upon =Forever=. So =I= Can Remember. And, There Are Plenty Of Names Already In It From Like, 2014-2016, Before I Stopped. Most Of Them Never Having Atoned, And Therefore Still Having A Curse On Them That Will Eventually Bring Them Death. And Mozilla Is The Newest On The List -- Now They Can Go With Their Filthy Coven And Celebrate Together About How All Of Them Are Never Getting Into Heaven, Are Cursed To Hell, And Cursed To Death, Written Down, Forever. =When They Could Have Gotten What They Wanted By -Not- Doing What They Did=. Too Bad, So Sad."
-Failure-

3:05 PM

-Book Of Death- (Laws)
I. "Your Life Affects Another Life."
II. "The Effects Of Your Life May End Another."
III. "That Life Ending Does Not Have To BE Direct."
IV. "When You Move Out Of Turn, Something Will Come To Kill Your Mistake Immediately. (Instantaneous Karmic Reaction)
V. "If You Owe Death, You Must Pay With Equivalent Life Or Death."
VI. "Death Is Able To Take On Many Forms, But All Are Deadly With Severity Equivalent To The Price Of His Coming."
VII. "HOLY DEATH Is PEACE."
VIII. "If You Take A Part Of Life, You Must Replace Every Bit, Even With Your Own."
IX. "Providing Life-Changing Events Invite Death To What Cannot Change With Life."
X. "Doom And All Its Afflictions Lead Up To Eventual And Inevitable Death."
-Death Sentence-

='Traphouse'=

"Release The Beast."
-The Beast-

"... And It Is Ten. Rest In Peace."- Tsimtsum