Tymon's One-Liners

='CREATIA (TAOMIN)'=

"I Will Parfaint At This Parfait~"
-Parfaint-

"Tymon's God Dick Is So Good, It Makes The Whole World Weak."
-Speculation-

"Whatever I Say, It Shall Be Written."
-Wrest-

"Dicklocked The Whole World Without Even Having To Get Up Out Of Bed Today..."
-Icon-

"Brains Smaller Than A Peacock Can't Handle The God Dick."
-Shade-

"These Jokes Are Team-O Su-Primo."
-Enticing-

"Only I... Tymon God Tymon... Have Caught The Legendary Tsuchinoko... All Else Just Bear Witness To Its Glory."
-Confide-

='Red Joker'=

"Can't Even Handle A Little Dickthrob Like Meee..."
-Red Joker-

='CREATIA (TAOMIN)'=

"I've Got People In My Throat, Too... They're Just Not Good Enough At The Head Game..."
-Menace-

"I Make You Pornstar Sexy... Just Ask Kenzie Reeves' 10-Pack... All Me."
-Streetfighter-

='Cutthroat'=

"They're Trying To Figure Out What One-Liners Are, But... I Have A Feeling One-Pump Chumps Know..."
-Smoke-

='CREATIA (TAOMIN)'=

"Leaving A Friend With The Bill Or A Bill With A Friend Both Make Me Check Out."
-Emo-

"Some People -- Like Kenzie Reeves -- Need Handicaps All Their Lives To Be Sexy... But Moi? I Do Not Have A Cap On My Sexiness..."
-Hotcake-

"Most Cannot Handle More... Yet I Can Handle Less. More OR Less."
-Bombastic-

"Some Own Their Bodies... Mine Owns Others."
-Funtime-

"People Enslave Themselves To My Body, And Think That It Doesn't Possess Them... But My Brain Inside Them Knows So Much Better Than Them."
-Foot Massage-

"I Toy With My Possessions Like The Possessed Toy With Themselves..."
-Ruminate-

"Take A Look... Before You Take A Beating; Stand Farrr Off And Watch, Like The Good Book Tells Us..."
-Predacity-

"I Steal The Show Better Than The Show Steals From Meeeeee..."
-Draconic-

"Always Wanna Fight Me, But Never Wanna Face Me... Isn't That Right, Kenzie Reeves...?"
-Rapacious-

"If You Kill Yourself Now... You Might Just Live..."
-Territorial-

"Barely 5:30... And Already Nothing To Do."
-Fluorescence-