Divine Pet Behemoth

='Behemoth'=

Behemoth: "Christ, This Movie Has Been Playing The Entire Time, And It's Only Been An Hour, And It's Only Halfway Done. Lord, I Must Be In A Place If I'm Watching 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back'. I Surely Got My Groove Back. I'm A Little Amazed At Myself, As Long As I Abstained. Just Didn't Want Those Filthy Humans Touching Me. Now, They're Even Filthier Than Ever. Behemoth Has A Purpose And A Plan, Designed By God. Our Divine Pet Will Bring Us Leviathans To Eat." - (4/8/2023 @ 10:41 AM)
-Haughty-

April 8, 2023 @ 10:46 AM: "He Liked My Ankle Bracelet That I Made... But To Be Honest, I Didn't Feel As Stimulated As I Know I Could Have Been... It Was A Very Strange Feeling, Whilst Caught Up In That Heat; Like My Rational Mind Hadn't Left At All -- Just A Matter Of Playing, And Having A Bit Of Fun. I Just Wanted Something Far More Wild And Savage. He Was So Cute And Reserved. I Wish He Would Have Used His Muscles More... Couldn't Even Dominate Me. Trembling So Much... At My Touch!"
-Goddess-

April 14, 2023 @ 5:56 PM: "... We Have To Behave, Or We Will Be Too Scary To Handle... As Usual..."
-Bondage-

Behemoth: "Wanna... Big, Powerful... T-Rex Legs..." - (4/14/2023 @ 6:39 PM)
-Thick-

"... These Induced Headaches Are About To Make Me Induce Destruction Upon The Land Out Of Pain." - (1:23 AM)
-Medium-

Behemoth: "... Shall I Terrorize The Masses Because Of My Own Afflictions, Altering My State Of Being Into What It Shouldn't Be, And Thus Exempting Me From Whatever Destruction I Cause, Due To Me Being Under An Influence I Did Not Command...?" - (4/15/2023 @ 1:26 AM)
-Pain-

"The Answer Is: 'Whatever Makes My Pain Feel Better, Whenever It Should Irritate Me, Especially Into Irrationality.' You Need To Figure Out A Better Way To Do -Literally Everything-. Because Your Methods Are Primitive, With Advanced Technology. Oo Ee, Oo Ah Ah. Ting Tang... WallaWalla Bing Bang." - (1:28 AM)
-Passive-

Behemoth: "Here's An Example: 'Look At Me! I'm Not Responsible For My Actions Because I'm Not The One Influencing My Activity By Inducing A Headache Using Technology Just To Get My Way, And Caring Nothing For Any Ramifications Because I'm Not The One On The Other End!' Therefore: 'You Will Be The One On The Other End, Incapable Of Ceasing The Pain Coming Toward You. Indefinitely.' Goodbye." - (4/15/2023 @ 1:30 AM)
-Judge-

"They Forget So Quickly, Until They See Me Ruining The Planet On Purpose Irreparably, Then Trying Do Die So I Don't Have To Fix It." - (1:32 AM)
-Foot-

Behemoth: "As If I Can't Just Be -The Most- Irresponsible -If- I Want To -Or- Feel Like It. But They Have A -Limited- Supply Of Methods, And That One Is The One They Favor The Most. But Considering How Unfavorable An Outcome It Is, And How Irate I Get From Such Irritations, I'm Just Going To Be Irrational, Since There Is -Literally No Reason- To Be Doing That, Trying To Influence Me." - (4/15/2023 @ 1:36 AM)
-Theophany-

"P.S. Since It Has Taken So Long To Get This Accomplished, And There Have Been Many Detours, I'm Also Taking Detours Of Convenience, Which Will Prolong The Process An Extra 40 Years Through The Desert. Because I Keep Getting Sidetracked Because People Get Bored Taking The Regular Path. So We'll Never Get There Because We All Want To Have Some Entertainment And Fun On The Way, Get Lost, Make More To Do, And Then Have To Waste All Kinds Of Time Doing Things That Don't Matter." - (2:03 AM)
-Uncaring-

Behemoth: "Like... We Can Just Get There Next Year. I Don't Know What You'll Do In An Entire Year's Time, But I Do Know I'm Not Going To Continue Going Anywhere You Are Going To Prevent Me From Getting To. I Have At Least A Decade's Worth Of Stuff To Do, So I Can -Easily- Prolong This Project -As Long As I Want To- And There's No Way To Make Me Go Faster -Only- Slower. -Only-." - (4/15/2023 @ 2:05 AM)
-Languor-

"And I Just Enjoy The Boring Luxuries Of The Earth, And Complain About How You All Like These Dumb, Boring, Really Dumb Things. -As Opposed To- Being Productive." - (2:06 AM)
-Languid-

Behemoth: "Deductions. You've Reverted Back To -Before- Whatever Happened A Few Days Ago, And I Am Now Refusing To Acknowledge You, Because You Are A -Human-. And Couldn't Even Last A Day. Guess Time Moves Different For Humans, Because Last I Checked, Couldn't Last 6 Seconds In Bed, Either. Oh, So Impatient, A Human Is -- A Human Just Does Not Have Any -Real- Concept Of Time. Boohoo." - (4/15/2023 @ 2:08 AM)
-Bloodshed-

"Since You Have Taken Life With The Lifeblood Still In It, Your Blood Shall Also Be Shed. When The Scriptures And Judgments Start Coming Back Upon You Because You're Too Educated, And Can't Become More Ignorant, Even If You Act Stupid. It's Permanent. You Have To Complete The Process Or Else It Will Haunt You. Since I Know Your Sins Are More A Punishment For You To Be Living With Alone, I Don't Really Have To Punish You. I Just Have To Wait For You To Do It Yourself." - (2:11 AM)
-Bloodstain-