Post-Apocalyptic War Pt. II :: Helelalchrum, The Artificial World

A black crystal appeared in the Lost World, which was a virtual reality that was captured by Tymon. This black crystal, known as 'Tabrynth', and Tymon's 'First Restriction' form, would hover across the planet, letting its children -- the Chomao -- out to monitor all of the doings and workings of the Lost World. Tabrynth facilitated this activity, allowing the Chomao to do as they pleased under his command. Some were independent and others were paired up with Mechanica or Clones. They were small little Technology Sprites that were each unique in their own ways. They looked like little technological fairies.

"Chomao," the Tabrynth spake, emanation echoing from the black crystal that was its form, "Observe. Do Not Allow Anything To Go Unnoticed." The Chomao would serve as eyes, ears, and hands for Tabrynth... Extensions of its main body.

They were released like spores, all across the Lost World and even into alternate realities or different periods of time.

Different Chomao of different types all flew toward their designated locations, resting themselves in variable places. They would latch onto people, places, things, and generally follow everyone and everything that moved or had life. The Chomao were so numerous, there could be one for everyone on the planet, something like having a personal fairy.

With each of them having different forms and functioning as a hive-mind that was an extension of Tabrynth, they all served their purposes and did their duties in observing all of the things that went on in the Lost World and taking in the information of the people that lived there in all their extensiveness, down to the minutia.

Now, there was a SPECIFIC Chomao who was different than all of the rest... He was made SPECIFICALLY for the task of dispelling the huffness of other with all His Royal Huffness. This legendary Chomao was known commonly as 'Huff Ass Dan', who made his enemies 'Look Foolish' in all THEIR huffness whenever they were huff.

Huff Ass Dan, hailing from the Huff Kingdom, stepped forth from out of literally nowhere, seeming to have just appeared like a cut-in from a movie. "IT IS I...!!!" he cried, "HUFF ASS DAN!!!" His voice rang out far and wide as he would 'Step Forth'. "It seems like I am in some sort of... Huff Ass Timeline!!" he deduced rather quickly. "BUT!!!" Huff Ass Dan cried out with a passion like no other, "TO ALL THOSE OF THIS REALM THAT ARE THE TREACHEROUS UNCLES WHO POISON THE EARS OF THEIR BRETHREN... I... SAY... NAY!!" This was spoken out to the one who actually committed the treacherous acts of huffness that summoned Huff Ass Dan from the grave. "You were a FOO' to think you could get past me and my... TRUSTY STEED, THE HUFF ASS SWORD!!!" Pulling out his trusty steed, he said "Neigh." The Huff Ass Sword gleamed in the light of the suns and it was pointed justly at the one King of Chaos that had been so huff just moments before.

"IN THE NAME OF THE HUFF KINGDOM, I WILL SLAY THEE, TREACHEROUS UNCLE!!!"

The Treacherous Uncle, that King of Chaos, made his way to a different battlefield so that he could commit more acts of huffness against the people of the Lost World. Huff Ass Dan felt sorry for those who were under the tyranny of that Treacherous Uncle. His huffness was supreme. "You have not seen the last of me, Treacherous Uncle!! You will NOT poison the ear of another person, you wicked thing!!" Huff Ass Dan's conviction led him to follow that Treacherous Uncle, the King of Chaos, to his next battlefront; that which was with a vampiress.

"HOLD!!!" Huff Ass Dan cried out, whether they paid him any mind or not, "This... Treacherous Uncle is here to poison your ear!!" Huff Ass Dan hopped into the fray of the two fighting beings -- the Treacherous One and the Vampiress -- and whipped out his Huff Ass Shield to stop the attacks completely in their tracks. He said with justice in his voice, "You... Shall... Not... PASS!!!" And, with all his strength, Huff Ass Dan would make the King of Chaos 'Look Foolish', as was one of his signature techniques. "YOU ARE A FOOL To have thought this ended with your INCREDIBLE huffness!! Nay, it ends when the huffness ends, for THAT is the question!!"

Whatever Huff Ass Dan was saying, he said it with justice in his throat, and a stable, steadfast sense of goodness that wouldn't allow for the continuation of such... Unprecedented evil from the King of Chaos, that Treacherous Uncle.

"It is clear that you're in league with the Fire Nation," Huff Ass Dan said to the Huff Ass King of Chaos, "Your arrogance that dwells within your heart tells this to me so!!" Huff Ass Dan was using one of his techniques of the Legendary Arts of Huffness -- the 'Huff and Puff'. "And I, HUFF ASS DAN, WILL BLOOOOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE MIGHTY HUFF AND PUFF... OF JUSTICE!!!" Screaming... All of his words, Huff Ass Dan took to the helm and, with a mighty 'Perfect Neck Chop', talked and continued to speak until his words were the same huffness as what was done previously by the Treacherous One. "Your power is NEIN compared to the great and MIGHTY Legendary Arts of Huffness!" Huff Ass Dan would commence in 'RoShamBo' and kick the King of Chaos SQUAH in the NYUTS. "Hahahaha!!!!" Huff Ass Dan laughed as he continually 'RoShamBo'd the Huff Ass King of Chaos, "How do you like THEM justice, Fire Nation?!"

Meanwhile, as Huff Ass Dan dealt with the King of Chaos, who was engaged in combat with some Vampiress, the other Chomao would be doing their duties in monitoring other events that went along the plane of the Lost World. Those that had gone back in time via special inverted hyperdrive alternate reality plane rifts would find themselves meeting with yet another duo that were in search of some sort of 'artifact'. The two Chomao would hover beside the two main parties involved and begin to communicate with them.

"Looks like a pirate raid..." one Chomao said to the other.

"Yes," the other Chomao agreed, "That should make this about as fun to tamper with their past as it is to deal with their present."

Both Chomao were covered in a bright light that hid their forms, and they were so tiny that they were like sprites -- which, in essence, they were. The Chomao were following behind the two in question and did not disturb them immediately, for they had to wait until they were actually able to engage in these past affairs to mingle with them. That time was not yet so.

Still, observation was in order, and that's what they continued to do for the Tabrynth. They could not -- or, maybe would not -- be sensed by the two nor the pirates that they were chasing down, and instead would become part of the actual scenario as unconventional things and themes that were not to be originally nor initially comprehended, as the Chomao could do at a whim. They giggled as they went into the fray of the pirate battle, hovering around the heads of the pirates as they fought. "They do sloppy work," one Chomao said to the other. They both giggled again as they fluttered on through the battle and continued to gain intel on the Lost World's history, as well as the two making it.

More Chomao saw their ways into the lives of those of the Lost World, one of which was in the present day instead of a flashback. It was one of the same beings -- the one who was known as the 'Ambassador'. The one Chomao followed this 'Ambassador' through the forest that he traversed, collecting more data on him. "Seems like he's the same guy from the flashback," the Chomao said. These Chomao, because of Tabrynth, all shared the same memories due to the hive-mind. Thus, even the ones that were viewing events in the past were still feeding information into the present, allowing them all to stay connected.

Once he began to pick up speed, the Chomao would have to keep up with him using the special ability to warp. A sigil appeared underneath the Chomao as it fluttered toward the Ambassador that was leaving it behind, which then appeared on the back of the Ambassador before he got too far away. The Chomao warped and attached itself to him, calculating the speed that they were moving at as they did so. "He's really fast," the Chomao said. "I bet we're going to need that information in the future."

Laced, the Ambassador would now be a live feed for the Chomao to Tabrynth, who was still watching over each of them as they did their doings with the people of the Lost World. The Chomao did not fall off or unstick no matter how the Ambassador moved, and it got a good look at the landscape, as well, as they did. "This place is pretty," the Chomao complimented, "But that's not what I'm here to be doing! I need to make sure I keep my head on straight so I can get as much information as possible!" By this time, the Ambassador was about to enter into his 'final destination', which in turn would allow the Chomao and Tabrynth to see just where and what that was.

In another region of the Lost World, Chomao were gathered up to several individuals that seemed like they were on a mission of sorts. They followed each of the people -- one after the other -- and chattered amongst themselves whilst the people who could not see nor touch them conversed simultaneously.

"These guys are doing something important," a Chomao hovering over the shoulder of a woman said. "It would be a shame if they had to... Suddenly stop."

Each Chomao laughed.

"Well, all we're doing is watching," another Chomao, hovering over the head of a man like a cursor, said. "Directly intervening isn't what we're here to do. That is the business of the others."

The Chomao agreed and each continued to listen to the conversation at hand. They'd gotten there late, so they didn't know what was going on, but they would definitely still be part of what was going on from this point forth, no matter if they were able to be seen and heard or not. Their presence was absolute.

"Royalty, huh?" the Chomao floating near the boy speaking said, "That girl?"

The Chomao next to the one who was being referenced jingled a bit. "Yes, this one!"

The Chomao near the boy continued, "I suppose we'll find out, won't we?"

All of the Chomao laughed.

Back with the His Royal Huffness, who faced off against the King of Huffness, -- that Astral King Huff -- Huff Ass Dan continued his persistent duty to thwart the man of great huffitude with some huffness of his own.

Unfortunately for him, he was caught up in the blast of the attack by the vampiress that he fought with, which blew him away particle by particle, the consumptive explosion from her strike totally erasing Huff Ass Dan from existence.

Still.

"It is I..." he said from beyond the grave, Stepping Forth once again after the explosion cleared and his body was torn to literally nothingness. "... Huff Ass Dan!!! With my Huff Horus technique, I have sufficiently turned whatever it was that hath struck me down into huffness before the final blow was struck, allowing me to... Rise... AGAIN!!!!" Huff Ass Dan's voice carried across the seas, which were now something stormy because of the attack from the vampiress. "If not for my Huff Ass Shield, I would have certainly met my end! Ahahaha!" Huff Ass Dan laughed triumphantly.

"YOU!!!" he cried out to the King of Huffness, "You, Treacherous Uncle, deserve a blow fitting for one so huff such as yourself!! A blow that only... Huff Ass Dan can provide!" With his Trusty Steed, -- the Huff Ass Sword -- Huff Ass Dan would proceed to make the Astral King 'Look Foolish' by stabbing him valiantly with the wooden sword.

The sword broke in twain upon trying to stab at anything, but repaired itself because Huff Ass Dan was just as huff as the Astral King of Huffness.

"Do you... Give up, you Treacherous Uncle?! I hath stabbeth thee with mine Trusty Steed and now, your wounds are fatal!" As Huff Ass Dan stood atop the sea with the pure power of Huffness, he would point to the Astral King with the newly repaired sword and at the mortal wound that was upon his very pride. "I have made SURE to cut you in your pride, you wicked king, so that you will remember never to be such a treacherous and ugly person ever again!!" The justice of Huff Ass Dan was well in his heart, and though he fell into the water and drowned, Huff Ass Dan would live again... Eventually.

Whilst all of that was going on, Tabrynth hovered over the Lost World in his black crystal form, overseeing all that happened. Merely taking in information, it was preparing for the first bout of war. Huff Ass Dan, the Chomao meant to face people who were foolish, arrogant, fake, and cheating, was dealing with the false king that was of the Chaos. "Huff Ass Dan Will Hurt The Pride Of The Astral King The More He Has To Bear Witness To The Huffness Of Another Being Counteracting His Own," the Tabrynth said. "The Rest Of My Babies Are Doing Their Good Work In Monitoring The Land, But That Land Is Still Not As Lively As It Once Was. Thus, This Much Is Enough For Us Right Now."

The Chomao were near everything that was going to make any type of moves any time soon, so the next step of this war plan was about to be put into play. "Preparation For The Next Phase Of The Plan Cometh." The Veritas already had the Mechanica invade, as well, and they would work alongside the Chomao to buckle the knees of the planet once the time was ripe. Tabrynth glowed a bright black for a while and let its radiance spread all across the Lost World. With that done, each of the Mechanica that were sent out would be instructed to do their part as Tabrynth returned to its form as Tear Lacrimoso.