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 | | Subject: Parody Lyrics; Mr. Pimp Tue Dec 14, 2021 10:29 am | |
| May 20, 2010
"To the greenest motherfucker in the world" - Steven Zapiain
(Sing this to the tune of Mr. Grinch, obviously.)
You're a mean one, Mr. Pimp
Your hand is made of steel
When you're slapping around your hoes, you're sure to make them squeal
Mr. Pimp
The power that's within your hands, they are sure to SP-FEEL!!!
You're a monster, Mr. Pimp
You always want your dough
When you do not get your money, you are sure to slap that hoe
Mr. Pimp
You are surely someone I would never want to owe!!
You're a vile one, Mr. Pimp
You have feathers in your hat
You don't know what your jacket is, but it's surely a type of cat
Mr. Pimp
He's gonna come at you like a spider-monkey... With an aluminum bat!!!
You're a foul one, Mr. Pimp
You smell of cheap cologne
When it comes to having bitches, you will never lose your throne
Mr. Pimp
Please, don't get in the car... Whenever you hear a moooaaan!!!
You're a rotter, Mr. Pimp
You're the king of sinful sex
You have a colorful wardrobe, and also, some bitchin specs
Mr. Pimp
You have all of the ferocity of a... Tyrannosaurus Rex!!!
You nauseate me, Mr. Pimp
You've a hand with many-a ring
You've found so many flowers, and like a bee, you'll sting
Mr. Pimp
When it comes to slappin hoes, gettin bitches, and making money... You surely are the KIIIIIIIIING!!! | |
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