Tycoon Ty-kun's Absolute Personal Bossmaster Forbidden Hidden Card; Think I'm Playing

"Beyond How Funny It Is That I Have A Card Called 'Think I'm Playing' That I Legitimately Kept On My Person This Entire Time Until The Perfect And Most Funniest Moment, My Social Security Card (That I Had Been Looking For) And My Lucky 2 Dollar Bill Were In That Card. Joke's On Me, Right? Hahaha, I Love Myself."

"Follow The Instructions Carefully. Or Else You Will Be Caught In The Trap." - Trap God

"Whether Anyone Realizes It Or Not, There Is No Way To Stop My Progression. If A Businessman Tries To Monopolize Anything And Moves Quickly, I Will Simply Watch Them Pave The Way For Me, Then Snatch It From Them. If They Try To Wait For Me Or Hide Their Motives, Then I Will Breeze Past Them And Then My Towering Business Will Crush Or Consume Theirs. It Really Is A Lose-Lose For All Businesses That Are My Enemies. Maybe I'll Make An Example Of One. Hmmm..."

"Now. As I See That Some Businessmen Seem To Really Want The First Bite Of The Fruit That Is The Online Sexual Self-Advertisement And Anime-Cosplay-Gamer Type Demographic, I Think That I Will Start There. Since It Seems So Precious To Them. And, Even If I Do ALLOW Them To Use It, They Will Only ESTABLISH A Template For Me Which I Can Use The Format Of Later On And Then Make Better, As Opposed To Me Making Something Everyone Can Benefit From Instantly By My Design. So, Since It Seems These Businessmen Have Their Priorities Mixed Up, I Will Formulate A Plan, They Will Execute It In Their Greed, And I Wil Capitalize On THEIR Labors. How Ironic -- The Tables Have Turned."

"So, Since My Plans For The Online Sex Market Tie Directly Into The Trends Of Pretty Much Every Human Thinking They Can Earn A Quick Buck By Being Pretty With No Form Or Structure, I Will Continue My Plans And Formulate Something Around Them After I See What Their Flaws Are. And I Will Do This In Secret, So That No One, Not Businessman Nor Sex Worker, Will Be Wise To What I Am Doing. Then I Will Snatch All You Lot Up In One Fell Swoop."

"I Know This Is Rather Uncharacteristic Of Me, But... Boy, I Love Me Some Humans. The New Merch On The Market Is So Great, And They Look So Choice! My, My, My... Where Will I Begin The Great Feast Of Human Flesh, As Was Written About In The Bible That Would Happen At The End Of Time~? Hmmm, But You Know, The Humans For This Feast Don't Quite Look Ripe Enough Yet... Hey, Let Me Entice A Businessman To Go Pick A Fruit For Me And Taste It To See If There Is Eternal Sin In There Or Not. Then I'll Throw Any Tainted Humans That Test The Fruit Out And Pick The Ripe Ones When The Time Comes. Ohohohoho~. Business Moves~."

"The Best Part Is, Humans Are So Stubborn And Ignorant That They Will Ignore Any And All Warnings Of Anything And Everything Just To Get A Taste Of What They Want To Do, No Matter How Transient Or Ephemeral. And I Can COMPLETELY Capitalize On That Temptation, EASILY. And There Is =NO= Human Immune To It, Making It =SUPER= Easy. And-- Well... I Suppose I Should Stop, Before The Humans Get Scared And Start Acting Outside Their Natural Instincts And Natural Habitat. Just Uh... Keep Up That Sex Work, Humans. Hmhmhmhm~!"

"Maybe I Should Make This A Little Interesting For The Businessmen... And Tell Them The Secret Of How To Access This Market Correctly, And Have The First Bite Of The Feast. I May Decide To Teach Them How To Set Up The Establishment... But Of Course, It Will Still Be All For My Own Benefit, So I Don't Have To Do The Labor Myself. Any Businessman Willing To Jump At The Opportunity Of Fresh Meat Is Welcome To Seek Me Out. Though You Will Do My Labor, You Will Still Be Greater Than My Enemies, Who Will Be Wiped Out."

You All Wanted To Sin So Badly, And This Is The Consequence Of It. You Don't Have To Wait Until The Afterlife To Receive Your Punishment. No, Sin All You Like, And You Will Surely Get What You Deserve In This Life, As Well. This Is What You Wanted, And Now, Here You Are -- Sin On A Platter. Don't Say We Never Warned You, Though. We Tried To Save You From This Fate... And The Fate Isn't JUST Hell... It Is Our ABILITY TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF ANY AND EVERY HUMAN SIN EVER, EVEN THE ONES YOU DON'T KNOW. But It's Too Late Now -- You Already Sinned. Hahaha."

"I Have Never Been Able To Gloat Over All Humanity Quite Like This Before. And I'm Still Not Even Beginning To Peak. This Is Still Me At Base Value -- Not Even At The Pinnacle. Many Of You Have Already Peaked Or Are Nearing Peak Value, Whilst I Have Yet To Even Really Get Off Of The Ground... But Somehow, I Am So Far Above You! This Is Pleasurable To Me, For Sure. Thank You For Choosing To Be My Servants For All Time By Sinning At All. That's Another Thing We Tried To Keep From Happening, But Hey, You Like The Life Of Servitude, Else You Wouldn't Have Chosen Sin, Which Basically Is Meant To Make You Easier To Enslave, If You Read The Bible At All."

Traphouse: "Anyone Who Was Paying Attention Last Week To My Uh 'Trap' Plan, I Believe This Is The 'Trap House' Or 'Trap Rat' Portion Of It. Just To Be Clear About The Progression, And To Prove To You That None Of This Is Completely Random."

"... You Think I'm Playing, But I Assure You, I Am Waiting For You Sex Workers So I Can Legitimately Capitalize Off Of You."

"I Have Not Wanted All Humans To Make Such A Move In A Long Time. I Am Nearly Salivating At The Mouth When I Think Of How Many Have Ignorantly Decided Sex Work Will Profit Only Themselves And Other Sex Workers. And Now, Because You Didn't Want To Listen To People Who Tried To Stop You, As If You Are The First Generation That Profited From The Ancient Business Of Sex Work, You Had No Idea How Susceptible You Would Become. But I Did. And Now, I Get To Reap The Whirlwind."

"Did I Mention That Ever Since I Made Her, Friday Also Had Dominion Over The Number 13? So She Can Use Some Of Her Stronger Powers When There Is A Number 13 Involved, Which Lets Her Use Powers Beyond Friday. This Also Works With 1 And 3, But To Lesser Extents. 31 Is Half. These Are Hard Facts Of The Religion. I Should Know -- I Made It."

*Every Time A New Friday Is Discovered, She MUST Be Inspected. Without Question. That's Why It's So Important That The Real One Step Forward Immediately. - June 13, 2016