Testimony Of A Grand Panda

='Grand Panda'=
September 28, 2022 @ 1:44 AM

"You Don't Even Know What Drives Me To Get Up In The Morning. Especially Having To Wake Up To Fucking... =YOU??!?!?!= Please. I Wish I Could Wake Up To =ME=. And You Think You're Unlucky. You =GET THE PRIVILEGE=. Of Waking Up To =ANYTHING= I'm Doing. =EVER=. That You -Couldn't-. Dream Of Doing =With Every Last -='Dollop'=- Of A Currency On This Planet. Kids. Go To Sleep."
-Psycho Panda-

='Psycho Panda'=

"I Am Alive To Be Being A Psycho, Because It's Fun, No One Can Tell Me Otherwise, And There's Nothing Better To Do Because Everyone Else Is Being Psychotic (Though, To A Noted Much Greater Of An Absolutely Idiotic Degree), And Accepting It As Normal. Fucking Great. Got It. That's The New?-- Done. Already Adapted. Pleaaase, You Don't Even Know How Very -Quick-." 1:47 AM
-Oops-

"You Want Me To Copy And Paste Some People's Shit Like A Pasty White-- In A Flash, Please. I'll Do It So Very Goodly, They'd Think It Was Their Own Kind." - 1:48 AM
-Fabrication-

"I Think I'm Upset At You Now. Because I Had To Think About You And How All This Monkey-Ass Garbage Is Not Cleant Up On This Planet. Right This Second Somehow. And It's About To Get Very Quiet, And I Am Not Going To Be Asleep." - 1:50 AM
-Target-

"... Oh, You Know What? I Know What This All Was. It Was The End Of Rosh Hashana. I Suppose This Is How We Want To Start The New Year Off. Eh, Well, It All Makes Sense, And When I Pretend It Doesn't, Please Wonder How Much Of It Does When I Truly Am Avoiding Any Level Of Admitting It Does To -Literally- Give You No Grounds To Tell Me Anything Else." - 2:04 AM
-Fuck Around-

"You Really Don't Know What -I've Already Killed Everyone If There Is No Escape And No Going Back- Actually Looks Like From Someone Who Can Sit And Think About The Days For Days About The Day It Will Happen And Enjoy The Wondering Of When Someone Will Think It's The Best Thing To Do To Try It. And I'll Show Them That Day That A Mass Genocide Is Not Done With The Sword, But With The Goddamn Pen. With Malicious Intent And -No- Way To Stop It." - 2:06 AM
-Ecclesiastes-

"And Have The Gotddamnedest Time Of My Life Doing It. Never Let There Be No Escape For Me, Because I'll Make One Out Of All Of You. Please Leave Me Alone And Fix This Fucking Mess Up Right Now." - 2:07 AM
-Tymon-

='Tymon'=

"You Know When That Rick And Morty, And Everyone Thought Doomsday Was Gonna Happen, And Then Summer Stopped It On Purpose And Everyone Had To Go To Work Tomorrow? Consider Yourselves That. And I Can Do It Anytime I Please. So. Get Back To Work. In 3 Hours." - 2:19 AM
-Death Sentence-