NeoZero World Shoppe; Valhalla Branch Stocking

At the cry of the Veritas herself, those who were sworn to protect the land marched into the Shop of where she had called. It was a motley crew, though, consisting only of Sir Kittington IV and Squire Squirrel, and the rest of the task force being nowhere to be found.

Sir Kittington IV: Um... We're here, Ma'am! Reporting for duty! What can we do for you?

The two cute little furry animals listened intently to their orders, nodding profusely in an adorable manner as they heard. Sir Kittington's helmet cover fell over his chibi-like feline face, slamming shut, as it was prone to do. "Y-yes Ma'am!" they'd say in tandem after watching her set everything up for them. Sir Kittington raised his faceplate and scurried behind the front desk, whilst Squire Squirrel scuttled to the back to keep record of the inventory. "Will that be all, Ma'am!?"

"Hey-yo!"

From literately outta nowhere came a girl who had no idea why she was here or why she even landed here, but for some reason she did. She looked around and saw some stuff, she wasn't sure what she was looking at because she literately just got here; so she was dumb to what was going down. She rubbed her head and coughed a bit as she waited for something to happen or what have you,

"Ehhh, what? I'm so lost right now."

As the two cute little furry critters manned the shop, it hadn't been too long that they'd been there before some random person appeared out of nowhere, as was probably prone to happen in the Lawless Land. Sir Kittington, a small feline in a knight's helmet, straightened up immediately and saluted nervously as the new girl walked in.

Sir Kittington: H-hello! Welcome to the Valparaiso Shop!! Um, do you want to see what cool items we have?

"Ehhh, noooo....Eheh."

She said only because she wasn't sure what was going and didn't know what to do whatsoever, so she turned her head to the right and started playing with her finger because to be frank she was kinda shy when it came meeting random people.

"I think...I think I'll, I don't, ahhhh...."

At that moment her face turned red as fire and a puff of steam shot from the top of her head and she fell backwards onto the ground, her eyes were swirl like and faint words could be heard coming from her mout such as "I don't know why this happened" and "My breasts aren't small, its just the clothes are to big", etc.

Sir Kittington was a little nervous about how to deal with his first customer. He wasn't trained for this at all, and was especially not ready when the young lady fell to the ground. "O-oh my! Are you okay!?" He hopped up onto the desk, tail flicking every which way curiously. "Do you need some help?"

The ethereal wolf leaped in great strides through the streets of the land, leading the young man that followed in its footsteps to the door of a strange shop. When Terumi finally caught up to the wolf, which looked him in his eyes as he approached, it would disappear and his vision would become normal again. The aura of lightning suddenly died down, and Terumi would look up at the sign.

"... What the hell...?" he muttered, feeling slightly sickened, "... How... Did I get here...? Why am...?" For some reason, he couldn't get his thoughts together, and even though he was aware of what he was doing, it seemed that most of what had occurred in him appearing here was nothing but instinct. Though he was confused, he figured that the wolf led him here for some reason, and would step inside. The very first thing he saw was a cat with a helmet on and a strange woman on the floor, with a face as red as can be. He quirked a brow at her, giving her a inquisitive sneer. "... What... The hell... Is going on here?"

"...."

After her little episode and getting her head back on her shoulders, she got up and then stood up only to rub her head a bit, after all she did fall on the ground and it would be logical that her head would be hurting a bit or a lot. After rubbing her head a bit, she waved to the knight/cat thing or whatever it was and the she turned around only to see another person her with her and that's when she lost it again. She was starstruck by this guy, he was drop dead hot and not to add cool like; she really couldn't control herself and for some reason she felt a tingle in her lower area, then her nose started to bleed a bit.

"Heheh, so hot...ahhhhhaa"

Just like that, she had a little moment in her lower area and she fell back once more, but this this time blood gushed from her nose as she fell back onto the ground.

The girl seemed really out of it, and Sir Kittington was growing sort of worried about her. She nearly seemed delirious, and he wasn't sure what to do. "Oh... Uh... Um... Squire Squirrel! Get some of our medicine! I think she needs some help!"

Whilst Squire Squirrel scurried in the back through the inventory, searching for whatever medicinal items that they had, another strange person walked through the door, looking actually a little more coherent than the girl, but seemingly just as lost. Sir Kittington wondered if he needed help, too. "H-hi there! Welcome to the Valparaiso Shop! Do you need anything...?"

Soon enough, Squire Squirrel came out with a band of Potions and Herbs in his hand, all of which he would drop on the counter. "Here ya go! Medicinal items all ready for use!"

Terumi nearly snarled lowly under his breath, narrowing his eyes as this goofy lot standing before him. It consisted of not one, but TWO little furry critters that could TALK, no less, and were dressed in medieval attire and were running a shop, plus this girl who seemed to have no sort of balance or equilibrium about herself at all. He sighed, rushing his hands through his lush chocolate hair and holding his hand to his forehead, as if in pain, shaking his head. "Just my luck... To have to walk into this mess in order to find some answers..." He was tired of not knowing what was going on, where to go nor what to do. It seemed like only that wolf that led him here had any sort of clue toward what he should be doing next, but to be led here made him question even that creature.

"So... What did I just walk into?" His question was general and spoken out in the open to all of them, but he found himself looking to the girl and directing his next bit to her. "What's with you? What's your deal, huh?"

It was strange for her to fall two times in a row, so she got back up and stood back up, only to rub her head and do that whole thing again. She wiped her nose and sighed; she just couldn't control her emotions or the ations taken when they take over, which is why she did what she did and so on.

"I feel so much better now and my deal is you're hot as fuck and it made me....well..you know eheh, but still I'm normal and stuff, etc."

Sir Kittington and Squire Squirrel remained on the counter a bit confused, but ready to help whenever they needed to. Squire Squirrel cleared his throat and said to them, "If you guys need anything, be sure to let us know. I have lots of things here to help you get on your feet if you need them." Sir Kittington couldn't help but think that there was something he wasn't doing, though. It escaped him at first due to all of the commotion, but in the end, he suddenly remembered that he was supposed to be having people test out the items for the store, as per request by the mistress. He suddenly spoke up with a purr, "Oh yes! And if you all don't mind, would you please do us a favor? We'd like to test out our new inventory, and... Well... Since you're our first customers..." He suddenly seemed to get very shy and timid about what he was supposed to say next, as if he were embarrassed. His cheeks became flushed, but it couldn't be seen under his large helmet. "... We... Want you to test our weapons!" He panted heavily, as if it took a lot for him to say it outright. He seemed just as nervous and flustered as the girl.

Terumi looked to each of them, finding each of them to be pretty annoying in their own special way. They were so disorderly and it looked like none of them had a clue, and that Terumi, even in his amnesia, was more knowledgeable than the three of them combined. That was the most depressing thought he had in his head thus far.

He sighed heavily, moving his hand from his head to his hood, pulling it up over his head and letting the shadow of it shade his eyes, which would glow an unusual green when exposed to it. He was not aware of this, but it made his eyes fierce, like lightning. "... Normal, huh...?" he'd say, shaking his head, "... I wouldn't count on it." Finally, he stepped closer inside, looking around at the rinky-dink place. It looked like it had a spit-shine on it, but was still pretty motley. Stepping up to the front desk, he'd snag one of the Potions and down it on the spot. He was hungry, but he was also pretty thirsty, too. "Thanks. I needed that." He placed the empty bottle on the table and leaned against it with his hands, adding, "If you've got something to eat, that would be great. Feed me and I guess I'll help ya out." He didn't really care about what it is he had to do as long as it didn't turn his stomach any more than that run already had... Ugh.

Whilst he was waiting, Terumi looked at the young woman that was standing beside him now, eyeing her up and down with his neon eyes. She was a fine piece, herself, he had to admit, even though that wasn't what he was initially looking at. "... You're not bad, either," he'd finally say to her, seemingly out of nowhere, "... Wouldn't mind getting to know you a bit better. Especially as to what brings you to a dump like this."

"Well as long as it doesn't harm me or anything like that, then I'll help and also I'd like some food to; well I'd like something long and big to eat ehehehe."

She laughed a bit to herself, she wasn't sure what type of stuff they'd be testing out, but maybe she'd get to play with something fun or test out a few things. Whatever the case was, she was ready to do it and get it over with and so on, buuut that wasn't all by a long shot since she heard something that made her boobies rejoice!

"Well now Mr. play your cards right and I might open up to yah hehe."

Sir Kittington saluted to the both of them, his helmet plat falling over his face again cutely as he did so. "R-right away, you guys!" Lifting up his face plate, he'd turn to Squire Squirrel to go collect the necessary items, and Squire Squirrel would comply. He ran off into the back to see what they had and came out with Magic Beans, a Silver Pot, a few Power Vitamins and some raw Matter. He took each of them, as well as the Herbs and Potions, and threw them into the Silver Pot. "Give me a little time to cook it," he'd say, scurrying off into the back in order to get a fire going for the kettle.

Sir Kittington stayed out in the front with the two strangers, keeping them company. "W-well, whenever you're ready, you just look at the 'Inventory' we have here by checking the menu on the front desk. Then tell me which weapon you want to use and we'll get it for you!" He wasn't sure how long it was going to be for Squire Squirrel to get the fire going and to cook the meal, nor what kind of meal was going to come out of that, but hopefully it would all be to their liking. "Sorry if this seems kinda weird or strange, but we're just as lost as you are, currently. We've never been here before and, well..." He trailed off, pawing his nubby paws together, "... We don't know how to run a shop..."

"... Ugh..." was all Terumi could say at the three of them, finding that none of them could seem to get anything together amongst themselves. He questioned not only his existence here, but why his existence was even brought here, and secretly wished to end himself as soon as possible to avoid having to continue. All of this was like torture to him from the very moment he woke up on that bloodsoaked field. One big long ass torture chamber. His thoughts trailed off to whatever that creature he saw was before he partially blacked out and followed that lightning wolf all the way here, furrowing his brow as he strained to think about it. He wasn't sure where it went nor how close it was, but he figured it might be dangerous. He definitely was glad he came upon a weapon shop. Now he was starting to see why the wolf brought him here, of all places... He might have a run-in with that thing, or even something else similar to it later on.

Terumi turned around, paying little attention to the squirrel nor the cat, yet took it upon himself to start looking through the inventory that was shown to him on the desk. As he perused the weapon list for something interesting, he'd ask the girl, "What's your name? And what brought you here?"

She was happy to hear that she could test out some new stuff and weapons, but she wasn't sure what she'd start with first? Maybe a big as nuke or something of that nature or maybe a long sword or maybe something else. There were so many things to chose from, her choices were vast, but she couldn't help but overhear what the guy said.

"Kurome and the hell if I know, someone just told me to come here, I mean that in every way; someone told me to come here. I think it was a guy with a "T" in his name or something, he seemed really cool, but eh enough about that.

She was well aware of who asked her to come her, but she would play it off because she was just that cool and just that damn hot.

"Also I want food, my tum tum is hungry."

"Who are you telling...?" he'd mutter under his breath, before his stomach muttered right behind him. He hadn't eaten in however long it had been since he appeared here and something about this place made him pretty sick. Probably because it looked like a wreck and there was nothing to fix it. Terumi continued looking through the selection of weapons, making sure to view them all so that he didn't skip anything that might be useful. "... At least you've got someone telling you what to do next. If only things were so easy for me..." He stopped everything he was doing at that moment, gazing down blankly, but fiercely into the screen below him, as if he'd triggered some sort of painful feeling or memory inside of him. His eyes remained blank and tense for a little while, cutting the air just as deeply as the silence would in that moment, before he would sigh again and close his eyes, refocusing his attention on the matters at hand and not the painful darkness in his mind and in his chest. "My name is Terumi, by the way. Since we're introducing ourselves." It was nice to start getting to know someone, for a change. He'd been feeling pretty lonely, despite being a lone wolf. The pain of this darkness was heavy on his mind and soul, but someone to talk to seemed to help, even if only just bits and pieces of it.

"Well maybe if I asked the guy who told me stuff, maybe he'd tell you stuff to or something like that."

She sighed and sat on the floor, she had no energy to do anything, so sitting was the best option for her. Her stomach was really start to get outta hand, like it was actually fighting her in order to make her eat something; so this caused more problems then she needed.

"Man I don't know how long I can last, all my strength is leaving me and I feel like I'm dying over here, also nice to meet you. Do you put out?"

Even in her pain she was still acting freaky because she hadn't gotten any "D" lately.

Terumi shrugged his shoulders. "Yeah, maybe. Put in a good word, I guess." He didn't know at all what that would do, since whomever that guy was probably no little to no effect on Terumi's life, or could provide him with any answers regarding it, but getting the thoughts of others in terms of what to do in a place unknown was something that could potentially be important. "He probably knows a lot more than I do about all of this crap, anyway. I'm basically as lost as you are..." As much as it pained him to say something like that, considering this girl seemed like she was a ditz, in this case scenario, it was true. He watched her fall to the floor yet again, this time in pain from her hunger, and couldn't help but think that he were in the midst of an anime, or something of the sort. He sighed heavily, again.

"... Yeah, they sure are taking their sweet time over here, now aren't they...?" Terumi was feeling the same way, too. He just wanted some grub and didn't see why it was so difficult to come by. Then again, looking at this city... Yeah, he definitely did. Since they were making small talk, though, and he was tired of looking at the weapons, he figured that keeping up conversation with her would be best, despite how he usually was not one for talking. He smirked at being asked so bluntly about his sexual situation, nearly wanting to laugh about it. He turned his head to her, slowly, with eyes as vivid green as they could be, vibrating intensely as if holding something back. "... And if I do...?"

As soon as the two began getting acquainted, Squire Squirrel came back out with a batch of nice, hot, fresh ramen noodles and sandwiches. It seemed impossible to get this sort of food from what he put into the pot, but apparently the 'Matter' was able to take the form of whatever material that was necessary, and just so happened to be crafted into Ramen Noodles and Sandwiches. "Alright, you guys! I made enough for everyone! Dig in!" He placed the plates and bowls on the countertop, smiling at them. This shop seemed to be much more homely and hospitable than most shops, but that was also because these two animals had no idea what they were doing and were not savvy on running any sort of store. But, they were very kindly creatures that went out of their way to help others in need, so being hospitable, even inside of what was supposed to be a business, was not outside of their nature.

Sir Kittington: We don't have any tables or chairs, because this is a small shop... But you can eat right on the counter!

Squire Squirrel: Just don't spill!

”Well if you do, then come over here and give it to me. It’s been so long since I’ve seen a man and his parts eheh, I mean we can do it with our clothes on if that’ll put you in the mood.”

She was dead serious about this, she just wanted to f*** and have a good time to be honest, but just as she was talking she smelled the yummy food; which caused her to flew over towards it and start stuffing her face like a pig. She ate like there was no tomorrow, she stuff the sandwiches in her mouth and slurped up the noodles like pop in a straw. She even put the noodles on the sandwiches and vice versa, is she only did this because she knew it’d taste good, however, she turned around to the guy in order to get an answer from him. She really wanted to band him right here and now, even while she was eating the food, which was giving her all the energy she needed.

”So…what do yah say?”

She said with food in her mouth, which she swallowed while she talked. Everything was tasting good, she just packed food into her mouth one bite after another.