Ty-kun

'Jade Jeffries' was a 'Chibi-chan' & 'Was Selfish About It' with 'Slave Girl & Company', and annoyed her 'Ty-kun' for 'Absolute Dumbshit', like she was accustomed to, listening to the 'Slave Girl' about some dumbass 'Assed-Ass' four-assed fore-assed BULLSHIT. With her malevolence to conjure up some of Ty-kun's own 'Mersclevolence' to just park her 'Four Asses' in 'The Tyranophant's Parking Lot in the Lawless Land, thinking she was in 'Tymonland'... Which, she was, but... She didn't know that she was actually in the 'LAWLESS' -FREE-ROAM- 'Territory' of the 'Tymonland'. In fact, it was the only land that wasn't -just- specifically 'Tycoon Ty-kun's.

Butt, off course, as usual, ass out, in the cold, she would 'SIT' where she 'STAY'ed, and not move a single 'Ass'.

Suddenly, out in the 'Lawless Land', a 'Valparaiso Denizen' appeared trying to 'Stean' using some of 'Tycoon Ty-kun's' shit off in the rest of the 'Lawless Land' to persuade his 'WAIFU', 'BAE'-CHAN, to uh... 'SLEAN' herself off her 'ASS'.

Assman was his; Ass was his game.

Plus Asses.

He 'Ass-Assed' the situation about believing he could 'Assess' her some 'Asses' in his 'Portfolio', but, as he came to barter with her 'Four-Asses'. "Pardon me, Wench, might I interest your ass? With my Asses?" Assman -- his name-o -- was merching his wares and his games, trying to 'Fore-Ass' his 'Uglass' for the 'Four Asses' of 'Friday The Seventh', Lawless Friday.

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An 'Ass Connoisseur' Named 'Assman', And He Hosts A Menagerie Of Asses. However, He Also Follows The 'Ass Religion', Known As 'Adonitology', Though Obviously, Still Functions For Actual Animals. He Also Definitely Likes Butts, Because He's The Assman.

Has A Rival Named 'Asshole'.

He Will Also Use All Forms Of 'Ass Slang' And 'Ass Idioms', Including But Not Limited To: 'Kiss My Ass', 'Bust My Ass', 'Your Ass Is Grass', And 'Open Up A Can Of Whoop-Ass'.

Temari kept sitting and fucking up, doing what she does. She did not move even one ass, as usual, and she wasn't going to, even though she was supposed to be doing something like destroying the Lawless Land, because... She was being a Chibi-chan.

*And Dying For It.

This woman was obviously a dumbass and didn't speak 'Assman' very well. So, he took his 'Uglass' and raised her a 'Swampass', since those weren't hard to come by. "Perhaps... You partake of Swampass? Do you have Swampass, miss? I have Swampass, and it is an attractive offer."

Chibi-chan was so envious that The Tyranophant owned everything and she owned nothing that she started trying to claim things of his that she didn't make, didn't create, and definitely didn't (and wouldn't) own, and lost more and more of herself by trying to parasite from Ty-kun. This way, she would no longer be the spirit of who she was, but instead bitter herself into the ugliest wickedness just because she was so shitty that she didn't own anything in the Veritas at all, and never would, and wasn't entitled to anything, not even a singular red cent, or title, or name, or piece of the action.

However, this Assman was continuing to barter with her, and her Four Asses were getting irritated, because she really only owned -- in all the totality of the Veritas -- the Four Asses that were on her Ass. She was unwilling to budge, but didn't realize she was getting old, ugly, and decaying, and also getting fatter off of parasiting off of others. She felt that Ty-kun's power was consuming her because she was so envious of the one she loved that even the parasitic methods she had were only damaging her now and not at all being useful to her.

She needed to feed, and not on the one she loved -- just on some more Maggots and Asses, like she was accustomed to. So the Assman was her new target of consumption, because she felt herself dying now by consuming anything of The Tyranophant's at all, and even being in the Veritas, as if the entire Veritas -- his entire body and entire self -- was acting against her to overwrite her out of it, especially in the Lawless Land.

But she didn't care; she'd die for it, as usual, like a Chibi-chan, and knew she could just be overwritten and... Never return. She really wasn't very smart at all and functioned on a malfunctioning primal level of pure enviousness, especially for his own Jealousy of himself, that she wished she had for herself, and that she envied in him, which was why she was even trying at all to snatch anything in the Veritas... Though, it was clear everything in and of the Veritas was just Tymon's. Not hers. Ever.

And she'd never be at all entitled to anything, and would never achieve or gain anything at all, and, b even using his power now, was being Forbidden from it.

This was the moment that she realized he was the better Chibi-chan, and she was being parasited by him, being eaten away. That meant that he was mad at her for touching anything of his and she was going to die for it, by the Lawless hands of her Lawless Ruler, The Tyranophant, Tycoon Ty-kun, who hated that she wanted anything of his, when he wanted her. So, she would die in exchange, since he was the one solely the entire time keeping her alive in the Veritas, though she did literally nothing for it nor helped to build, maintain, or sustain it.

And she wasted... And wasted on herself... And wasted away... Thinking in her brittle bitterness to simple consume the Assman and keep the Assman, since she had literally nothing and Ty-kun, The Tyranophant, had literally everything, and didn't want her to have not a single thing.

Ty-kun, The Tyranophant, could hear the ugly little Chibi-chan being a hideous idiot and 'Wishing She Was Something' to him, despite only eating and getting more fatter and uglier and envious of all he did. So, to teach her a lesson about how ugly she -ACTUALLY- was as the Parasite Goddess, he would cut her off from himself -- because, she was always feeding from directly him, as is how their story goes -- since she didn't appreciate that she was literally sitting around being fed like a fatass ugly old baby bitch.

She would lose herself soon enough and be repurposed as a different entity of 'Bae' spirit that had nothing to do with her old life, especially still siphoning The Tyranophant's energy, which he would control to control her because she didn't own nor make it and it didn't come from her at all. One instance at a time, she would lose herself to him, and also any right to his love that she -believed- she was entitled to, all to throw it away, because Ty-kun knew her so well that he knew this day would come if he gave the Chibi-chan all power within Friday.

Chibi-chan was NOT Friday and never was. The Spirit Of Friday is totally distinct and separate from Chibi-chan, and Chibi-chan was the parasitic maggot that was attached to the Friday The Thirteenth Fairy, whom was the Spirit Of Friday, that Tymon CREATED HIMSELF, and was covered and blessed by until it was given a physical form, based on a 'Chibi-chan' model, which was why the 'Chibi-chan' at all even believed she was at all entitled, when in fact, the image wasn't even of her, either, but only a loving memory.

The image was always meant to be distinct, for the Friday Spirit, which was created by him in the 6th Grade in 2006, before a Chibi-chan ever even existed in 2009. Just to put her in her place before The Tyranophant's Jellificence totally one-sidedly, one-way, devoured her and everything she tried to ever do ever involving Tymon, his names, his love, his heart, his spirits, and any level of title or entitlement.