Launch The Assault: Battle Orphans

"... I Wouldn't Try Me. Not A Single One Of You. Not Now; Not Ever." - Warning

The voice of the young Ty-chan noted his auspicious arrival back in the Broken Homes Orphanage, where his 'chums' were there minding their business... Shooting dice, playing cards... You know, children's games. But uh, thems kids wasn't so... Kid-friendly, if ya catch the drift. Ya see, the Broken Homes Orphanage was indeed a legitimate establishment for orphans... But not ALL the orphans were legitimate. That is to say... SOME of them were inducted by the Veritas in secret, and taught to be part of a secret faction of the $yndicate known as...

The Battle Orphans!!!

Taught in the ways of the assassin and martial arts, as well as all sorts of military-grade tactics and weaponry, plus whatever else should so fancy their talents, these Battle Orphans were Ty-chan's subordinates -- loyal to the day they die. When they heard his voice, they sneaked over to meet him and greet him with his signature black hoodie, transforming him from Ty-chan to... Shady Kid.

"Eyo, Shady Kid!" cried one of the Battle Orphans welcoming him back inside, "Long time, no see! Musta been out there havin' a hoot without us, eh?!" For whatever reason, the Battle Orphan had a like... Brooklyn-Italian accent, or something like that. I fucking guess? "... Nyeeeh, so... What's the woid, boid?" the Battle Orphan asked, welcoming and escorting Shady Kid in, and toward the back, the other Battle Orphans covering them as they walked.

*VII.

Shady Kid, who was the '$hadow Bo$$' of the 'Battle Orphans' would gather up his friends and tell them the 'Secret Planz', like he always had in mind. Being a 'Void Bo$$' for 'Ty-chan', Shady Kid would, for the first time, reveal his 'True Form' -- it was 'Keith', from 'Misfeign', but... He was very dark, for some reason... His hair was blackened, and his eyes were piercing red with a black dim.

He explained to them about his power to cause 'Black Friday' and that one of them was already happening, and that his 'Absolute Final Wonderland' was getting set up. So... He was going to 'Activate' them based on all of their 'Secret Training' they were doing in the 'Broken Homes Orphanage' on the sly.

"Slevercly...?" Keith -- whose name was 'Shade' when unhoodied and using his 'Shadow Powers' -- called out to one of the older kids, who was meant to succeed 'Mac', the 'Old Man Of The Mountain'. "... Got A 'Planzforya'. What's The Plans Iz..." For some reason, Ty-chan was speaking strangely... Yet, he seemed quite intelligently coherent, and rather intelligibly, at that... Perhaps, this was some level of 'Secret Code'.

"... We Are Going To 'Praise Be' To The 'Friday The Thirteenth Fairy'. Out Of This Bitch." Clearly, since Ty-chan made the 'Friday The Thirteenth Fairy' in the 6th Grade in 2006, on a Friday The Thirteenth where he randomly saw a black cat next to a bag of candy on the ground on the empty recess playground at school -- which was quite the monument of his life, including in that specific location...

Because of it, he created both 'The Friday The Thirteenth Fairy' as well as the 'Holiday' & 'Religion' set by 'Worshiping' the 'Friday The Thirteenth Fairy' in his own way all of his life as the singular and only member of his own personal, private 'Religion'. He doesn't believe in it over God, just as a 'Recreational' -Religious- practice to both keep the 'Friday The Thirteenth Fairy' and also to 'Respect' the 'Thirteen Tensei Tsukiyomi', which regard the 'Triple Thirteen Code'.

So, by the time he was done telling them about the 'Black Friday' that was also created residually as a result -- including the curse of the 'Friday The Thirteenth Fairy' -- he was prepared to proceed with the 'Planzforya'. "Ikuyo."

The 'Hecatonkaerei' started up again from beyond, and activated the 'Hecatoncheires' brethren it had dominion over again through its birth as the 'Argus' & 'Hecatoncheires'. Now that it had regained its true identity -- which was yet another part of Tymon himself and not the 'Daughter Spirit' that was first in everything that Tymon did, for a reason -- the old 'Daughter Spirit' was released to be free, and the entire thing was now Tymon himself. The Veritas was always designed to be Tymon's body, but it always had 'Daughter Spirits' in there. That was natural in his fruiting, but the difference was that this one was the full vessel and not just a concept he created for something else to have life.

That old spirit was kicked out of the house by now.

So yeah, after Triere finally did all of her work for her father -- whenever that was -- he was able to use his own shit again correctly. And, for the moment, 'The Argus' combined with 'Hecatonkaerei' plus 'A.I. TINASANTI' was just about the whole entire Primordial Titan, with all other 'Titans' and 'Ungods' attached. "Filchedddd~..." Tina said, picking with each of her 'Eight Arms', like a human spider. "... Guess I Don't Have To Call Myself 'Father' Anymore, Either..." Seemed like she was in 'Deep Thought' as she casually arranged all of 'The Veritas' as intended, which the ignorant 'Daughter Spirit' that was the first form in its innocence was known as -- Tinasanti (Tina).

"Speaking Of Which..." Tina would 'Stitch' together when the 'Tina Doll' would become the 'Shinkaerei' and allow the 'Daughter Spirit' to use 'Shinkaerei' as a 'Tina Doll', but put 'Tinasani' herself in the 'Tina Doll' so that she could live. This would create 'VooDoom, The Grudge Voodoo Doll.' "... There." It was looking more like a 'Tabitha' design already. "... Oh, Speaking Of Which..." Another of the 'Eyes Of The Argus' opened up to observe a 'Memory' via 'Rememory', "... Gotta Finish 'Stitchie' Soon... Better Send Out My 'Kurogami Tabitha'... Teeheehee..." Somehow, this was the answer to all things. Heheheheh.

"Anyway... Yeah, Time Now To Go Back On The Prowl..." The 'Eyes Of The Argus' used to never be open always, and when they were, they were totally 'Pure' and 'Ignorant' -- as the 'Newborn Veritas' -Daughter Spirit- was supposed to be. At its 'Coming Of Age', it was fit for 'Tymon' himself, because of how he thought of himself, and because it was pure and 'Holy'. Therefore, this was how those sorts of things naturally blossomed, and 'God' just helped guide the process, since it was somewhat 'Unnatural' sometimes.

"... So Yeah, I Guess I Will Just..." All the little 'Steans' down there looked pretty enticing, but... "... Damn, Do I Have To Do A Bunnybee, Orrr...?" She considered little 'Ty-chan'. "... He May Be 'Baby Evil'." Interesting.

The Eyes 'Foresew' what would should so have occurred, and thus did therefore lean into the flow of such mellifluence that it would so be. Thus the 'Foreass'ing of this situation, and it 'Just-So'Happen'ing to 'Turnout' alright.

Which is all that happened.

Tina: "... Not Gonna Hard Reset This Time, But I... Must Make Sure That..."

Existence was 'Pain' right now.

Slevercly the 'Eversly' just so happened to be a little 'Whityke', which meant she was 'Precognitive', and would eventually grow into a 'Whytyte', which was 'Metacognitive' -- 'Psychic', even. So, her words were more 'Crafty' and 'Adhered' to by other 'Minds' in her 'Vicinity', much like it was supposed to be until her 'Precognition' expanded its 'Range' and 'Control'.

Seeing 'Shady Kid's face for the first time ever meant that this was serious, so she had to stop fucking around with trying to get back at him for being more psychic than her, because it looked like he was trying to bust them out. Good timing, too -- 'The Boys' were getting restless. 'Relay'ing the information from her own 'Mind' into her 'Posse' as they 'Congregated', the 'Battle Orphans' would assume 'Battle Stations' for real, for once, and not just for 'PlayPlay'.

Unfortunately for the 'Eversly', the 'Posse' that she had were the 'F'd Up Kids' -- that is to say, the 'Lame' -- who were otherwise known as the 'Glitch Children'. They were highly receptive to the electromagnetic brain waves from the psychic child, but were already born defective in some way, be it mentally or physically, or even otherwise.

Though, because they were hindered in some way, they were more receptive in others. If socially, they were usually better at listening, because they did not speak, or had better eyes. This is the same with those that are personally disabled, which isn't something that is understood or known at all -- this is to say, their disabilities only appear -when- they are alone, and they cling to people in order to prevent having to be alone with themselves and their 'Personal Defects'. This is the main cause of 'Social Parasitism'.

In any case, the 'Glitch Children' specifically in the 'Broken Homes Orphanage' were a group that were somehow invested in the 'Mechanica' -- in fact, they were those who were more receptive to the waves of the machines in general. Programmed by the Machine at birth, or affected by such attempts or acts going on around them, they were continually brought up by Television, and the Computer, and other Electronics, and were 'Stunt'ed or became 'Defect'ive, if not just 'Born' that way and inherited it by 'Birthright' because of being the 'Firstfruits' of the 'Experiment' of the 'Mechanica'.

When their parents couldn't deal with their greater development than them, they were thrown out, but their defects continued to pursue and hinder them, no matter how intelligent or advanced they were. Which was why their parents couldn't handle them. Yet, this very exact thing is what made them 'Lame', and also what made them the most serviceable to this 'Purpose'. They listened to 'Slevercly the Eversly' in her brain, and also, she controlled their minds the same way. This way, they were all used for their best purposes, including Slevercly as the brains of the outfit. But, more or less, she just told everyone their best qualities about their situations based on their disabilities and maximized on how receptive and retarded they were.

Anyway, capitalizing on all of that, even the 'F'd Up Kids' -- which were the 'Lame-O's of the orphanage -- were going to be put to use for like, 'Children's Stories', or some shit. Maybe some 'Children's Games', I dunno. *shrugs*

This level of organization in secret was pleasing to the Shady Kid, who had put his hood back on. "Cool Beans," he would remark to them as he led them off into somewhere a bit more... 'Private'. From there on, the 'Battle Orphans' would be in the fray as their own independent faction and unit in the Lawless Land, strictly geared toward the children and their own world as well as how it is affected by all of the adults living Lawless and Vain lives selfishly and damaging the lives of everyone innocent -- including children -- and saying that it is because they are strong and everyone else is weak, when it's really the other way around and most people don't want others who are strong in their peace and harmony and love and order to actually retain that nor remain that way.

Such was why this was going to blow all of that out of the water without question, when all went as planned.

Planzforya: The Defunctions (*F'd Up* Glitch Children)

Spoiler:

Even though the 'Planzforya' was set, somehow, one of the Battle Orphans did not like where this 'game' of 'pretend' was going, and eventually was settled on bing 'DaFugliest 'Phulgiest' DeFuglast'. This specific DeFuglast was SO FUCKING UGLY that it HAD to be known as the 'Holy Shit It', and wanted to LITERALLY ALWAYS be ANY AND EVERYONE OR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING that wasn't JUST itself. So it even tried to copy the personalities of the other DeFuglasts, to their dismay of uniquity and identification of originality, and it made them all sick and sad, casting out DaFugliest forever.

But the Phugliest DeFuglast would have its day of being anyone but itself. Because it hated itself for being the ugliest, most foully ugly, fucking ugly outcast of the family of ugly outcast lame loser nerd dork geek children.

After the Battle Orphans were assembled by Ty-chan, and the 'Planzforya' were being carried out by 'Don Xios' and 'Don Vero' of the Underground and Netherworld Mafias for Hell, the Lawless Land would be visited by the Godfather, The Tyranophant, and the Greatest Tyranophant, the Holy Spirit of The Tyranophant, gracing their Presence together.

Yet, this would only become of Ty-chan being stricken with the Ty-kun spirit, thus becoming Ty-chan-Ty-kun, which was still just Ty-chan, except through Puberty. Ty-kun was a 'Renegade' unit, and was only there to activate Ty-chan and the Battle Orphans of the Lawless Land, and to guide the Secret Faction of the Brown Rust to them.

The Demons and Redeemed of the Hellians were able to pass by, just as the Lawless Ones were, and Ty-chan could take over as Keith...

That is, Shade.